Examination hall me bahut chahal - pahal machi huwi hai . Machegi kyun nahi , humare papers ka starting jo hai aaj . Sabka maatha garam hai . Sabke haath - paav chal rahe hai . Koi apne haath me pen liye huwe notes likhte jaa raha hai . Koi apne pairon ko massage de raha hai taaki doosro ka notes maang kar padh sake . Toh koi hai jo library se choti se choti kitaab leke pehli aur aakhiri baar padh raha hai . Sabko tension ho rahi hai kyuki pehla paper hai aur kehte hai na ki jab kisi cheej ki shuruvaat acchi ho toh ant tak sab kuch accha hota hai . Sabki nazrein kitaab pe gadhi huwi hai . Dekhne waali baat toh yeh hai ki jo ladke saal - bhar sirf ladkiyon pe aankhein sekte hai , aaj woh bhi kitaab me ghuse huwe hai . Yeh darr bhi insaan se kuch bhi karwa sakta hai . Jaise in sabko fail hone ka darr hai toh sab padh rahe hai aur mujhe bhi fail hone ka darr hai par mera darr exam me fail hone ki wajah se nahi hai . Mera darr hai kaheen main apne kaam me fail na ho jaau . Woh kaam jo ek mogul ko karna hai . Darr sabko lagta hai . Tension sabko hoti hai par darr ke aage jeet hai . Socho toh aisa hota hai ki darr ke aage jeet hai . Hum ek jagah pe khadhe hai . Jahaan hum khadhe hote hai uske piche khaai hai , gehri khaai . Ab aage jaane me darr hai par agar safal huwe toh jeet pakki . Piche hate toh khaai me gir jaaoge aur piche maut pakki bina kisi prayaas ke . Faisla humpe hai ki hum koshish karna chahte hai yaa phir bina koshish ke hi marna chahte hai . Ek aur baat jahaan khadhe ho , wahaan zindagi bhar khadhe bhi nahi reh sakte . Sabse saral upaay yehi huwa ki hum aage badhe . Main bhi poori jimmedari ke saath aage hi badhunga .
Main hall me apni alloted seat pe baith gaya . Meri seat iss baari sabse aage hai toh cheating ka koi sawaal hi nahi uthta lekin main waise bhi kabhi cheating nahi karta hun . Tabhi sanchit aaya hall me , uske haath me bhi ek kitaab hai . Bade hi dhyaan se padh raha hai . Mere paas aaker wahi poorana ghisa - pita sawaal puchta hai - " Dude ! sab prepared hai ki nahi ? " Aur maine bhi wahi poorana ghisa - pita jawaab sanchit ko de diya - Nahi . Soche the ki din me padhenge par soo gaye phir jab raat me kitaab khole toh apne aap hi neend aa gayi . Jo padhe hai , abhi subah padhke aa rahe hai .
Phir sanchit piche gaya apni seat dhundhne . Samne se Raju aur abhay aate dikhe . Raju pehle aata hai . Uske haath me bhi ek kitaab hai . Main dekhke hairaan ho gaya ki raju toh kabhi bhi kitaab ko haath tak nahi lagaata tha phir aaj kaise ! Maine usse roka aur jab dekha ki woh kaun si kitaab liye huwa hai toh saara shak dur ho gaya . Kitaab ka naam hai - Hidden Pleasures ! Ab yeh toh aadhi duniya jaanti hai ki hidden pleasures kya hote hai . Maine socha kuch na hi puchun toh sahi hai . Sirf ek thumbs up ka ishaara kiya uski taraf aur woh piche chala gaya . Abhay raju ke piche hi khadha hai . Abhay hi toh ek ladka hai jo humaare group me hoker bhi padhai me mann lagata hai . Uske paas toh ek nahi balki do kitaabe hai aur dono se hi padh raha hai saath - saath . Dekha ! isko kehte hai padhaku banda . Woh kuch bola nahi par ek baar dekhke aur haath milaake piche chala gaya seat dhundhne . Mujhe jiska intezaar hai woh abhi tak nahi aayi hai .
Soniya kahaan hai ? Sirf ussi ko toh dekhna hai , exam toh chalte rahenge yun hi . Par darwaaze se soniya nahi nishita enter ki aur seedhe mere paas aaker boli - " Hey ! kise dhundh rahe ho ? "
Main uski taraf dekhke bola - Nahi , kuch nahi . Woh aarav nahi aaya abhi tak . Ussi ka intezaar kar raha hun . Maine jhooth bola kyuki agar main sach keh deta ki meri nazrein soniya ko talaash rahi hai toh nishita ka yeh paper toh kharaab hi jaata . Phir chehre pe wahi gussa le aati aur exam bhi bemann deti . Lekin uske liye accha score laana bahut zaroori hai . Woh mujhe all the best kehke piche chali gayi . Par turant hi phir mere paas aayi aur puchne lagi - " Soniya kahaan hai ? Where is she ? "
Maine bhi anjaan ban ke keh diya - Pata nahi ! exam dene toh aayegi hi . Aati hogi !
Bas uska zikr hi huwa ki soniya samne se aa gayi . Baal khule huwe jo hawa ke saath mad-mast udd rahe hai . Haathon me ek kitaab aur ek pen . Gulaabi rang ka uska top aur uspe ek pyaara sa short - jeans ka jacket . Muskuraate huwe woh hall me entry karti hai aur mere se thoda dur khadhi par mere saamne hi khadhi hoker apni kuch dost se hii - hello kar rahi hai . Baatein unse ho rahi hai par nazrein mujhpe tiki hai . Waise toh hamesha soniya aisi hi dikhti hai par na jaane aaj kyun woh mujhe kuch alag si nazar aa rahi hai . Lag raha hai jaise ki hum phir se naye tareeke se samne aaye hai , aise jaise pehle kabhi nahi mile the . Woh ishaaron - ishaaro me mujhe apni ore bulaa rahi hai . Main samne desk pe kitaab khole baitha hun par meri nazrein sirf soniya ko dekh rahi hai . Sab humari hi baatein karte hai isiliye sabke samne hum jaan - bujh ke kareeb nahi aate . Zamaane se darte nahi par zamaane ko dikhana bhi nahi kuch . Kal raat ki haseen jhalkiyaan abhi bhi aankhon me chamak rahi hai . Uska sparsh ab bhi mere zehen me hai .
Ruk bhai ! abhi kitaab khola hai toh kitaab me dekh . Pata nahi soniya ne kuch padha bhi hai yaa nahi . Mera kya hai , main toh kaise bhi score kar lunga par soniya ka score kharaab na ho yehi duua karta hun . Maine soniya pe se nazrein hataayi aur apni kitaab ko dekhne laga taaki soniya bhi exam ke liye taiyyaar rahe aur baaki baaton pe dhyaan na de . Main niche hi taakne laga . Nishita theek mere piche baithi hai kyuki uski seat hamesha mere piche hi alloted hoti hai . Pata nahi aisa kyun hota hai ? Tabhi soniya apne doston se kinaare hoker mere paas aane lagi . Woh meri hi taraf badh rahi hai . Par main bhi usko nahi dekhunga . Sirf kitaab ko padh , vishnu !
Woh theek mere samne aate hi thoda ladh - khadhayi aur seedha meri baahon me aaker gir gayi . Aadhi class hume ghoorne lagi . Nishita bhi mere piche hi hai toh yeh sab uske samne huwa . Soniya mere baahon me hai aur mere haath uski kamar pe hai . Uska face mere face ko touch karta huwa aur usne pata nahi anjaane me yaa phir jaan - bujh kar mujhe gaalo par kiss kiya . Uska kiss karna itna chupa huwa tha ki nishita ke alaawa aur kisi ne gaur nahi kiya . Maine phir usko uthaaya aur uske kitaab ko usko thama diya .
Are you okay ?
Pata hai ki woh bilkul theek hai par koi galat na samjhe isiliye maine soniya se pucha . Usne bhi haste huwe jawaab diya - " Yaa , all the best . " Itna kehke woh piche baithne chali gayi . Maine palat ke uski ore dekha aur woh bhi mujhe mudke dekh rahi thi . Mujhe ek smile dete huwe woh apni seat pe baith gayi . Usne mujhe anjaane me kiss kiya yaa phir jaan - bujh ke ? Shayad anjaane me ho gaya hoga . Yaa phir usne jaan - bujh ke aisa kiya , meri taang khichne ke liye ?
Soniya jaisi pyaari si khushboo piche gayi toh samne se gutter ki badboo jaisa kabir aa gaya . Kabir aur kitaabe nahi par uske saath chalne waale uske chele jinka koi naam bhi nahi jaanta . Hall me ghuste hi uski nazar mujh par padi . Main hi toh hun jisse woh har baar haraake top karta hai . Hum dushman toh nahi hai par hum dost bhi banne laayak nahi . Usko mujhse jalan hai aur mujhko uski iss baat se gussa hai . Woh mere paas aaker apne hi andaaz me , jaise ki woh hamesha kehta hai - " Aur beta ! mera wait kar rahe the kya ? " Woh jaan ke aise behave karta hai ki main usse behas karu par khud ko itna toh main control kar hi leta hun - Haan ! tum hi toh topper ho . Sab tumhara hi wait kar rahe the .
Uska chehra itna banaavati lagta hai ki mann karta hai ki ek dun kaan ke niche . Woh bhi aaj mujhe challange karne aaya hai jaise - " Hey ! ready for yet another defeat ? " Defeat ? Jo maine har baar jheli hai kabir ke haathon . Par iss baar main usko haraa sakta hun . Mere paas kuch aisa hai jo uske paas kabhi nahi hoga .
Listen Kabir ! main tere muuh nahi lagna chahta so please , back off !
Jaise bhi kaha , bas uske samne kaha ki woh mere se dur rahe . Jaise pichli baar huwa tha , main nahi chahta ki iss baar bhi wahi ho . But kabir apne ghamand se bol raha hai jo chup nahi hoga - " Dude ! main darr gaya . M scared . Tu kyu jal raha hai itna ?"
Dekh ! main tere se jal nahi raha hun . Apni safety ke liye mujhse dur chale jaao .
Par aaj exam hai toh kabir jaisa ladka apna muuh khole bina nahi jaayega - " Dekh ! mera safe side har jagah hota hai . Tujhe uski koi tension lene ki need nahi hai . Aur sun ! main jaanta hun ki jabse teri behen aayi hai college me tab se tu bahut fly karne laga hai . But I dont give a bloody damn to you and your sister . Ab dhyaan se sun ! tu mujhse jyade marks leke dikha kyuki yeh kaam tere bas ka nahi . Samjha ! " Uske itna bolne se saare students ekattha ho gaye humaare charo - ore . Unhe darr hai ki kaheen main aur kabir ladne na lag jaaye . Nishita beech me aati hai hume rokne ke liye - " Vishnu ! hang on . Kabir ! please aaj toh rehne do . Please yahaan se jaao . " Nishita ne kabir se request ki woh chala jaaye aur koi hungama na khadha kare . Mujhe yeh dekhke ehsaas huwa ki shayad mujhe bhi chup ho jaana chayiye warna kuch galat ho sakta hai . Isiliye main seat par hi baitha raha aur kuch nahi bola . Par kabir phir se bola aur iss baar nishita ko usne kaha - " Hey Slut ! you better be away from this . "
Usne tej aawaaz me nishita ko bura - bhala kaha . Mujhse yeh suna nahi gaya . Mera aapaa kho sa gaya . Main ussi samay apni seat se utha aur kaske kabir ka collar pakad liya . Main itna baukhla gaya ki mujhe kisi baat ki nahi padi ab . Uski himmat kaise huwi ki woh nishita ko kuch bole aur woh bhi mere samne . Main toh bas uske do lagaane hi waala tha ki soniya ne aake mujhe rok liya - " Vishnu !! Nooo . " Uske naa kehte hi mere haath bhi ruk gaye . Maine tabhi realise kiya ki main phir se galti karne waala tha . Phir se main apni shakti ka ek galat use karne waala tha . Main phir wahi galti karne waala tha jo maine pehle ki thi kabir ko maarke . Par soniya ne ain waqt par mera haath uthne se rok liya . Maine kabir ka collar chodh diya .
Sab log apni jagah pe settle hone lage . Nishita bhi mere piche waali seat pe baith gayi . Soniya mere se kehne lagi - " Vishnu , tum bhi baitho ab . No way i m gonna allow you to get involve in a fight . " Soniya ne bhi thode se kathor bhasha ka upyog kiya mere se taaki main apni marzi na chala paaun . Main kabir ko nazar - andaaz karte huwe apni jagah baith gaya . Phir soniya ne kabir ki taraf mudte huwe kaha - " Kabir ! be a sport but not a rowdy . Please ! ab aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai , i guess . Go search your spot ! " Soniya ne ussi lahajje me kabir ko bhi fatkaara . Main soniya ko sunke apna gussa bhoola chuka hun . Maine kabhi soniya ko aise baat karte nahi dekha tha . Kabir ki wajah se maine soniya ka dominating roop bhi dekh liya aaj . Kabir iske baad shaanti se chala gaya .
Khair ! ab baari hai exam dene ki . Professor hall me aate hai dher saare question papers aur sheets ke saath . Hamesha jab bhi pehla paper hota hai toh humaare hall ke incharge Sir SRK hi hote hai . Aur iss baar bhi wahi hai . Dono haath gacha - gach bhare huwe . Seedhe table pe sab kuch patakte huwe aur apni pant ke jeb se apna rumaal nikaalte huwe . Rumaal nikaalte hi sir SRK itni zor se cheekhein ki rumaal bhi chota pad gaya unki naak pochne ke liye . Unki "Aanchhuuu" se poora hall hill sa gaya . Sabne apni kitaabe bandh kar li . Jaldi se hall me SMS aata hai aur papers baatne lagta hai . Ek haath se udhar , phir ek haath se idhar aur dono haathon se har kidhar , usne sabko paper aur sheet de diye .
" Ghadhi me baje 9 aur baccho paper karo ." , yehi hai sir SRK ke bol-vachan . Samay shuru ho gaya aur sabhi likhne me lag gaye . Kuch mann se likh rahe hai . Kuch dimaag se likh rahe hai . Kuch sirf apni pen ko chala rahe hai par bhagwan bhi pata nahi lagaa sakta ki yeh kya likh rahe hai . Aur bache huwe log likh toh rahe hai par woh jo unke bagal yaa samne wala likh raha hai woh . Main bhi jaldi - jaldi pen chalaane laga . Questions bahut asaan hai shuruvaat ke par mujhe ek baat yaad hai ki mujhe kabir ko piche chodhna hai iss baar . Abhi bhi dimaag me uski ek baat chal rahi hai ki main usse har baar haar chuka hun . Aaj main usko majaa chakhaunga . Dikha dunga ki vishnu se pangaa lena kitna bhaari pad sakta hai usko . Sabhi likh rahe hai aur woh badnaseeb kabir bhi likh raha hai . Badnaseeb isiliye kyuki abhi jo bhi naseeb hai uska , main kharaab karne waala hun . Woh theek mere bagal waali row me baitha hai aur bade hi aaraam se jawaab likhte jaa raha hai . Maine socha ki kya karu jo iska paper spoil ho jaaye . Main jo likh raha hun woh toh likhunga hi par kabir ko nahi likhne dunga main aaj . Woh jitna teji se pen chala raha hai , utna hi teji se dimaag bhi chala raha hai . Mera mann shaitan jaise sochne laga ki kabir ko pareshaan karna hai aaj . Aisa kya karu jisse kabir kuch likh na paaye ? Tabhi mujhe ek jaadui tarkeeb sujhi .
Jiss pen se woh likh raha hai maine apni shakti se uski refill khatam kar di . Idhar kabir likhte jaa raha tha par achanak se ruk gaya - " Oh god ! iss refill ko bhi abhi khatam hona tha . But no issues , i have another one with me . Kabir is great ! "
Mann me khud ko mahaan keh raha hai . Par woh jaanta nahi ki uska paala greatness ke guru se huwa hai . Usne doosri pen nikaali par jaduu toh dekhiye - " Yeh kya ? Maine yeh pen toh aaj subah hi lee thi phir bhi nahi chal rahi . " Kabir turant pen ko kholke refill check karta hai - " Oh no ! refill toh blank hai . Ab kya karu ? Kisse likhun main ? Time is running out , man . I got to do something . "
Pen nahi khud ki phir kaise dega paper . Mujhe pata tha ki yeh kabir apne chamcho se hi pen maangega aur usne yehi kiya - " Hey ! shhhiiii ........Sun be ! ek pen pass kar chupke se . " Maine socha ki agar usko iss samay SRK dekh lenge toh kya karenge . Par SRK toh apni sardi se pareshaan hai aur kabir par nazar hi nahi hai unki . Kabir ko ek pen mill hi gayi . Usne phir se likhna shuru kar diya - " Yuppiee ! pen mill gayi . Ab dekhte hai kaise questions hai jo mujhe answer karne hai . "
Kehte hai ki jung me sainik ka asli sathi uska hathiyaar hota hai . Ussi tarah exam me ek student ka pen hi uska hathiyaar hota hai . Hathiyaar toh sath hai kabir ke . Agar pen chal jaa rahe hai toh kya huwa , agar woh khud hi naa likhe toh ? Maine uske mind ko divert kiya , bina kuch bole sirf jaduu se - " Oh ! mujhe toh aaj golgappe khaane jaana hai . Par main yahaan baithke kya kar raha hun ? Agar abhi nahi gaya toh golgappe wala bhaiyya mujhse naraaz ho jaayega . " Itna sochne ke baad woh apni seat se uth gaya . Apne dono chamcho ko aawaaz dete huwe - " Boys ! lets go rite now " Usko golgappe khaane hai par uske chamcho ne ek swar me usko jawaab diya - " Kabir ! hume paper dena hai . Sorry ! "
Kabir dono ko chodh ke chala gaya hall se . SRK bhi dekhte reh gaye ki yeh kabir ko kya huwa . Sabhi hairaan hai ki kabir jaisa ladka paper chodh ke bhaag gaya . Kuch toh log kahenge . Logo ka kaam hai kehna .
" Arre ! yeh kabir kaha jaa raha hai ? "
" Isko kya ho gaya achanak se ? "
" Is he gone mad ? Paper left and gone out ? "
" Pagla gayo ke kabir bhaau ? Paper kon dijo ab ? "
Jitne log , utni baatein aur jitni baatein , utni uljhanein .
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