Haan sir ! mera phone aaya hai kya ? Counter pe hamesha ek insaan sota huwa paaya jaata hai . Woh insaan humare hostel ka common wardon hai - Sir Kumbhi . Bhagwan ne inka naam bahut soch - samajh ke rakha hai , kumbhkaran sirf sone me vishwaas rakhta tha aur Sir Kumbhi bhi sirf sote hi rehte hai . Sir har baar ki tarah neend me hai . Hello ! sir main phone le loon ?
" Ahh ! haan tumhara hai , uthao . "
Dekhte hai ki phone har baar ki tarah ghar se hai yaa . Hello ! kaun ?
Receiver ko apne kaan me lagaya toh pata chala ki phone ghar se hi hai , mummy ka hai .
" Vishnu ! mummy bol rahi hun . Kaiso ho beta ?"
Haan , jaise the waise hai . Aaj phone kyu kiya mummy ?
" Woh tumhari chuttiyon ke baare me pata chala na toh isiliye puchna tha ki aa rahe ho ki nahi . "
Main phone pe baat kar raha hun aur sabki nazron se bachte woh 3 deviyan mere room tak jaa rahi hai . Un teeno ne mujhe dekha nahi kyuki woh bhi yeh chahti hai ki unhe koi dekhe nahi . Sir Kumbhi neend me hai isiliye unhe kuch dikh nahi raha .
" Bolo beta ! iss baar chutti me aa rahe ho na ? "
Arre ! chutti ke pehle exam bhi toh hai . Exam me kayi din baaki hai , uske baad chutti ka sochenge .
" Exam kab hai ? "
Abhi kuch dino me internals hai . Ek hafte chalega , phir 10 din ki chutti hogi .
" Toh un 10 dino me ghar aa jaana iss baar . Pichle baar tum aaye nahi the diwali me aur yahaa kisi ne diwali nahi manaayi . "
Arre ! toh pichle baar diwali me nahi aaye . Iss baar toh koi tyohaar nahi hai , phir kyu aaye ?
Meri baaatein Kumbhi ke kaamo me ghoos toh rahi hai kyuki meri har baat pe woh apna jhulta huwa sar aur jhula rahe hai .
" Dekho ! pata hai tumhara hum logon se milne ka mann nahi karta par iss baar aa jaana beta . Papa bhi tumko yaad karte hai . "
Accha theek hai ab chutti ka exam ke baad dekha jaayega . Ab phone rakh rahe hai .
" Accha rakho ! papa abhi office me hai warna woh bhi baat karte . Dekho iss baar zaroor aana aur apne dost me se kisi ko le aana . "
Ab yeh kya hai mummy ? Mummy ka yeh sawaal alag hai . Ab hostel ka kaun sa dost mere ghar gorakhpur me aayega ? Baat aage badhane ka ek bahana chayiye mummy ko aur kuch nahi . Woh sochti hai ki agar mera koi dost saath aana chahega toh main zaroor ghar aaunga .
" Le aana na . Bahut dost bane hai tumhare waha , hum bhi toh dekhe kaise dost hai tumhare . Koshish karna agar tumhara koi dost aana chahe toh . "
Theek hai puch lenge , par mujhe pata hai ki koi nahi aayega . Ab rakhta hun .
" Theek hai vishnu . Apna khayaal rakhna . Accha ! tumne khaana toh kha liya na ? Pet - vet sahi hai na ? "
Haan ! khaana yahaan jaldi khila diya jaata hai . Sab theek hai .
" Ab kaisa lag raha hai ? Ghar pe toh jab mann karta tha khaana maang lete the , par hostel me toh mummy hai nahi . "
Jab zaroorat padti hai toh aadmi sab seekh jaata hai . Hum bhi seekh liye hai . Ab rakhogi ?
" Accha theek hai , an jaake so jao . Aur chutti me aana zaroor . Rakhti hun beta . Apna khayaal rakhna babu . "
Mummy aur kuch bolti isse pehle maine phone rakh diya . Lagta hai iss baar chutti me ghar jaana hi padega . Duniya ki sabhi mummy emotional blackmail bahut acchi tarah se jaanti hai .
Vishnu ke room me , Aarav aur raju baat kar rahe hai . Thodi der me teeno ladkiyan bhi pahuch jaati hai -
Aarav aur Raju abhi bhi soniya ke baare me hi baat kar rahe hai . Main unke aas-paas nahi toh wo thoda khul ke baat kar rahe hai . " Aarav ! vishnu aur soniya itne poorane saathi niklenge kabhi socha na tha . " Raju ki hamesha se aadat rahi hai ki woh baat seedhe karta hai , ghumaana usne kabhi seekha nahi .
" Ab jo bhi hai , main toh khush hun ki vishnu ko soniya mill gayi . Usne mujhe bataya tha ki woh school time se ek ladki se pyaar karta hai . Par dekho bhagwan ne unhe mila diya aakhir me . "
" Haan ! dekha tha na soniya giri toh kaise vishnu ke baahon me giri . Poore college me sirf wahi ek jagah milli usse girne ke liye . "
Aarav humare side se bol raha hai - " Jab do log pyaar me hote hai na toh woh kabhi - na - kabhi mill hi jaate hai . Bhagwan bhi unhe door nahi rakh paata . Waise scene bahut romantic tha na , saara college saamne , prom night ki taiyyaari , Soniya seedhi pe se giri aur vishnu tujhe dhakel kar usse bachata hai , phir dono ek-doosre ke aankhon me kho jaate hai . How romantic ! "
In dono ki baato ko full-stop lagane pahunchi - Nishita , Priya aur Simmy . Dono ladke inhe iss time dekhke thoda chaukk gaye . Priya seedhe boli - "Vishnu kaha hai ? Nishita ko usse kuch baat karni hai . "
Aarav - " Priya , tum log abhi yahaan kaise pahunchi ? " Waise aarav jyada bhauchakka ho gaya unhe dekhke .
" Jaldi batao vishnu kaha hai ? "
" Priya ! tum log yahaan se niklo . Agar kisi ne dekh liya toh badi gadbad ho jaayegi . Paagal ho kya ? "
Ab nishita saamne aaker boli - " Dekho aarav ! mere paas jyada time nahi hai , vishnu ko bulaao . "
" Vishnu toh gaya hai counter pe , uske ghar se phone aaya hai . "
Priya aur Simmy nishita ke kaano me kuch kehte hai . Kya bolte hai yeh dono ladko ko sunaayi nahi diya . Raju toh jaise chup hi ho gaya hai par aarav ko darr hai ki kaheen koi dekh na le unhe aise - " Kya huwa ? Ab toh jao , subah mill lena . Class ke time . yeh sahi samay nahi hai , samjha karo please ! "
Nishita - " Nahi ! aaj vishnu se baat karke hi jaaungi main . Main ab ruk nahi sakti . "
Shayad raju ko ab samajh aaya ki usse kya bolna hai - " To tum log kuch jaanlo pehle . Vishnu abhi aata hoga par shayad tum log kuch jaanna chahogi ? "
In sabki baaton se seedhe counter pe waapis . Sir ! ho gayi baat , ab chalte hai . " Jao par seedha room me jaana . Meri nazar tum par hi hai . " Bolne ke liye toh Kumbhi ki nazar sab par hai par woh nazrein band hai . Theek hai Sir . Main mudke apne room me jaane ke liye badhne laga . Phone ki ghanti phir baji . Ab lagta hai phir kisi ki maa ka phone aa gaya . " Haan ! haan hai . Ek minute hold pe raho , bulate hai . " Ab phir SMS ko bulaawa jaayega aur phir koi ladka phone ko kaano se sataayega . Mera toh kota poora ho gaya hai . " Ae vishnu ! tumhara phone hai . " Sir chillake mujhe rokte hai . Main socha ki phir mummy hi hogi , zaroor kuch bolna bhool gayi hongi isiliye phir se phone kiya hai . Main waapis counter ki taraf mudaa aur phone ki taraf badhne laga . " Kamaal hai ! aaj bahut yaad aa rahi hai logon ko tumhari ." Kumbhi ki baat se lag raha hai ki woh mera majaak udaa rahe hai . Unki madhdham si muskaan mujhe alag hi sanket de rahi hai . Maine bhi return me ek smile di unhe aur receiver ko phir se apne kaan me lagaya. Hello ! kaun hai ?
" Pehchaan kaun ? "
Aawaaz jaani-pehchaani hai par theek se pata nahi chal raha ki kiski hai . Iss baar bhi ek female hi hai par yeh meri mummy nahi . Nahi sorry ! main pehchaan nahi paa raha . Aap kaun ?
" Mujhe laga ki tum pehli hi baar me meri aawaaz pehchaan loge . "
Waise maine usse kabhi phone pe baat nahi kee hai par phone pe shayad soniya ki aawaaz aisi hi hogi . Kaheen yeh soniya toh nahi . Maine socha ki turant naam leke suspense tod dun par mere saamne Kumbhi baithe huwe hai . Jhijhak ho rahi hai unke saamne naam lene me . Pehle phone pe bola - Aap ek minute hold kariye please . Phir Kumbhi ko dekha - Sir ! aap thoda side ho jaayenge ? Kuch khaas baat hai please ! " Arre ! samajhte hai hum khaas baat . " Itna kehkar woh waha se uthke jaane lage par jaate - jaate " Aaj kal ke launde , college aaye nahi ki masti maarna shuru . Kya padhenge aise ladke ! " aur woh kinaare chal diye . Ab baari hai waapis phone ki .
Hello ! nahi aapki aawaaz hum pehchaan gaye .
" Accha ! to batao kaun hai hum ? "
Mujhe pata hai jaise main kisi aur ladki ka naam lunga soniya jhatt se apna naam bata degi . Ladkiyaan bahut emotional hoti hai aur jisse pyaar karti hai uske muuh se kisi aur ladki ka naam sunna bardaasht nahi kar sakti toh maine bhi bol diya - Tum Anshika ho na ? Main kaise tumhe nahi pehchaanunga yaar !
" OMGee ! yeh anshika kaun hai vishnu ? Tumne kabhi kisi anshika ka zikar nahi kiya mere se . "
Ohh ! toh possesive ho rahi ho tum !
" Tumhare case me hona zaroori hai . "
Zaroor par uski koi zaroorat nahi . Main sirf soniya ka hun aur kisi ka nahi .
" Shit ! tumne toh mera prank hi pakad liya . Jab tumhe pata tha ki main soniya hun toh kisi aur ka naam kyu liya ? "
Bas ! dekhna chahta tha ki tum kab tak chup rehti ho .
" Abhi tak poorane dialogues yaad hai tumhe ? Good ! "
Mujhe sab yaad hai . Tumhe kya yaad hai , dekhte hai .
" Mujhe tumhare alaawa aur kuch nahi yaad hai . "
Hmm ! yeh dialogue jyada accha hai waise .
" Kya kar rahe the mere phone se pehle ? "
Anshika se baat kar rahe the . Humari baaton me thodi si shararat bhi hai , thodi si khushi bhi hai aur thoda sa pyaar bhi hai . Hum 2 saal baad itna khul ke baat kar rahe hai , itna kuch hai kehne - sunne ko ki saari raat kam pad jaaye .
" Bh ! sacchi batao na kya kar rahe the ? "
Bahut hi maasun si aawaaz me soniya ne pucha toh main kaise sahi jawaab na deta - Woh tumse pehle mummy ka phone aaya tha . Bas jaa raha tha ki tumhara phone aa gaya .
" Mummy ka phone kyu aaya tha ? Kuch chayiye ye koi kaam hai toh mujhe bolo . "
Nahi koi kaam nahi tha . Woh toh bas chutti me waapis aane ko keh rahi thi isiliye phone aaya tha .
" Ek baat bataau ? "
Haan haan batao .
" I miss you so very much . Ek-ek pal jaise saalon sa lagta hai ab . "
Accha ? Ab lagta hai aur pehle ?
" Sirf ab kyuki pehle tumne i love you thode hi bola tha . Bola toh ab hai na . "
Ok ! lekin main tumhe har pal yaad karta tha . Kaheen bhi rahu , kuch bhi karu , sirf tumhari hi yaad aati thi . Par ab nahi .
" Oh ! ab kyu nahi aati ? "
Arre ! ab tumhe i love you jo bol diya hai . Pehle kahaa bola tha .
" How mean ! Pehle to tum aise nahi bolte the , ab yeh sudden change kaha se aa gaya ? "
Bola toh pehle i love you nahi kaha tha par ab keh diya . So khul ke bol raha hun .
" Accha toh khul ke bol rahe ho ? Nice ! mujhe tum aise bhi pasand ho but . "
Mujhe bhi main har tarah se pasand hun aur tum bhi . Ek taraf mera dimaag aur dill soniya ke saath hai toh ek taraf meri nazar Kumbhi pe hai . Main bas intezaar kar raha hun ki kab Kumbhi ke sabr ka baandh toot jaaye . Aisa hote hi main phone rakh deta warna Kumbhi mujhe koi kumbh me phenk deta .
" Vishnu ! yaad hai tumhe jab main tumse naaraj ho gayi thi aur 3 din tumse baat nahi ki thi ? "
Haan ! mujhe sab yaad hai .
" Aur ussi beech jab tum Amrit se baat karne lage the mere saamne toh mujhe bahut gussa aata tha . Mann toh karta tha ki amrit ka muuh tod dun . "
Jealousy haan ?
" Jo bhi ho . Mitali yaad hai tumhe ? "
Kaun mitali ? Wahi na jo mere bagal waale row me baithti thi ?
Dheere-dheere soniya poorani saari baatein yaad kar rahi hai aur mere saath baant rahi hai . Kuch baatein hamesha dill me rehti hai , kuch aisi baatein .
" Haan wahi mitali . Jab ek din tum uske saath pencil share kar rahe the history period me . Pehle tum book me underline karte aur phir woh tumse pencil leke apni book me underline karti . Apni pencil toh laati nahi thi aur tumhari pencil leke tumpe line maarti thi . "
Nahi yaar ! aisa kuch nahi tha . Wo bas line kheechne ke liye pencil maang rahi thi .
" Mera toh mann karta tha ki pencil leke uske muuh me ghusa dun par school ki wajah se control karti thi . "
Ab itni saari feelings control karogi toh mujhe pata kaise chalega ki tumhare mann me kya chal raha hai ?
" Sab kuch bol dungi toh tumhara toh saara kaam asaan ho jaayega na . Waise tumhe neend toh nahi na aa rahi hai ? "
Neend ki baat huwi toh ek nazar phir Kumbhi pe gayi . Woh abhi bhi deewar ka tek liye khade hai .
Nahi ab toh der tak jaagne ki aadat ho gayi hai . Aur tumhe ?
" Mujhe bhi neend nahi aati itne jaldi . Kya karu saara time toh aap mujhe sataate rehte ho "
Oh ! sorry for that but mujhe aur koi kaam bhi toh nahi .
Humaari baat kabhi khatam nahi hogi . Kumbhi bhi ubb chuke hai khade-khade .
" Arre ! kya ISD call hai kya ?" Akhir Unhone chillaker hume disturb kar hi diya .
Pehle soniya - Hello ! ek minute . Phir Kumbhi - Bas sir ! thodi der aur .
Sar hilaate huwe sir phir waise hi khade ho gaye .
Accha soniya ab mujhe phone rakhna hoga . Wo wardon sir gussa kar rahe hai .
" Ohh No ! itne jaldi ? Main kya karoongi phir ? "
Ek ghante se upar ho chuke hai baba. Kya karogi ? Soo jao aur kya .
" Abhi toh bahut saari baatein karni thi yaar. "
Kal college me milte hai na .
" Kal aane me toh bahut time baaki hai . Ok ! theek hai , tum ab jaao warna wardon tumhe kuch ulta-seedha bol dega . "
Suno ! apna khayaal rakhna .
" Mera khayaal rakhne ke liye tum ho na . Main apna nahi tumhara khayaal rakhne aayi hun . "
Dekho ! life me 3 cheejo ka hamesha khayaal rakhna chayiye .
" Kaun si 3 cheeje ? "
I , me aur myself .
" Ohhhh ! nice thought . Accha ab tum jaao . Bye !"
Wardon sir waapis aane lage. Ok bye !
" Miss you n Love you "
Me too soniya !
" Nahi poora bolo "
Kumbhi mere peeche hi khade hai , unke saamne mujhe kuch bhi bolne me sharam aa rahi hai . Toh maine sirf byee bola aur phone rakh diya .
Isiliye hum dono class me hamesha pakde jaate the kyuki humaari baaton ka kabhi koi ant nahi hota hai . Waise jab main room me pahucha toh sab jaa chuke the aur sirf aarav tha jo apne bed pe soo raha tha .
Wardon Kumbhi bhi mujhe bolte huwe gaye - " Ek saal bhi nahi huwa tumhe aur lambe - lambe call aane lage . Bahut sahi jaa rahe ho beta ! "
