Artist jab unke paas pahuchti hai toh - " So ! You may sit here . " samajhti hai ki tattoo Vishnu ko karwaana hai aur usko hi us seat pe baithaati hai . Vishnu phir galat - fehmi ka shikar ban jaata hai par is baar woh kuch bolta ki woh dekhta hai ki yeh tatto artist aur koi nahi balki wahi ladki hai jo use us din mall me milli thi . Haan ! yeh toh pakka wahi ladki hai dupatte wali . Yeh yahaan pe tattoo banaati hai ? Vishnu chup - chap baith jaata hai .
Magar Kunal is baar - " Hey ! tattoo mujhe chayiye , not him . " Woh artist se kehta hai ki victim woh hai na ki vishnu .
Par woh tattoo artist toh jaise Vishnu ke liye hi aayi thi - " Sorry ! kaheen likha nahi hai ki tattoo kise banwaana hai aur kise nahi . " Phir Kunal ko bagal wali seat pe baithne ko kehti hai - " You sit there . Tumhe tattoo Charlie dega . " Phir vishnu ki ore mudte huwe aur uske kandhe pe apna komal haath rakhte huwe puchti hai - " You wanna try this ? "
Is sawaal me aur vishnu ke jawaab dene ke beech ek lamba gap aata hai . Pehla reason ki Vishnu artist ko dekhke hi mook ho gaya hai , hairaan hai , khush hai aur pareshaan hai . Doosra yeh ki tattoo usko bilkul pasand nahi par ab agar wohi ladki jisse woh pehli nazar me pyaar kar baitha hai puch rahi hai toh woh manaa kaise karega . Teesra agar woh naa karta hai toh shayad usse baat karne ka mauka khodega .
Kunal yeh sab bagal me baithke sun raha hai . Usko laga ki agar Vishnu phans gaya toh baad me usko hi daantega ki - Kaminey ! teri wajah se mujhe tattoo banwaana pada . Kunal unki ore ghoomkar bolta hai - " Actually ! yeh yahaan ......."
Kunal apni baat poori karta ki vishnu ne uski baat kaatke , apni baat jod di - " .....Tattoo hi banwaane aaye hai . Yeah ! "
" So fine ! Just wait for a sec , main designs lekar aayi . " Woh vishnu ko muskuraate huwe itna kehti hai ki vishnu phir se hosh me behosh ho jaata hai . Kunal ka toh maatha hi ghoom gaya hai .
Jaise hi woh jaati hai , Kunal vishnu ka shirt pakad ke kheechta hai - " Ab yeh kya nautanki hai be ? "
" Kya nautanki ? "
Kunal khud vishnu ki taraf jhukkar bolta hai - " Tujhe bhi tatto karwana hai ab ? "
Vishnu ke paas utna samay nahi hai ki woh kunal ko aaraam se fursat se samjhaa paaye ki yeh artist aur koi nahi balki wahi ladki hai jisko Vishnu ne apna dill de diya hai - " Haan ! ab haan . "
Tabhi woh artist waapis aa jaati hai - " I hope maine tumhe jyada wait nahi karwaaya . " Kitna pyaar se aur kitni meethi aawaaz me usne Vishnu se yeh baat kahi .
Vishnu ne sar hilaakar kaha - " Its fyn ! " . Woh uski pyaari - pyaari baaton ka experience pehli baar kar raha hai . Pehli mulaaqaat me sirf aankhon ka kaam tha par is baar zubaan ne rang dikhaane shuru kar diye .
Uske baad ek choti si kitaab kholte huwe usne Vishnu ko dikhaani shuru kar di . Pehle page pe jo designs hai - " See ! this one is the oldest design we could give you . Dekhne me accha hai par bhot out - dated hai . "
Phir ek - ek karke page palatte gayi aur har design ki khasiyat Vishnu ko bataate gayi -
" This one is simple but yeh woh log lete hai jinhe muscular body rakhne ka shauk - vauk hota hai . I think you should not try this . ............You can have this one , red colour mixed with thin - green stripes and blue patches . Yeh tumpe accha lagega . .......Or you can try for some alphabets yaa name n all . Apni girlfriend ka naam try kar sakte ho yaa apni dream girl ka ? ......"
Idhar Vishnu aur uska artist kaam me busy hai toh unke bagal me Kunal aur uska artist Charli bhi busy hai - " Sir ! Aap kya lenge ? "
Kunal ek nazar vishnu ki taraf dekh raha hai aur soch raha hai - " Abey ! tattoo karwaane main aaya tha par kismat Vishnu ki chamak gayi . Dekh ! kitni khoobsurat artist tattoo bana rahi hai iska . Kitne pyaar se puch rahi hai ki kaun sa tattoo chayiye ! Usko madhubala aur mujhe jeeja kam saala ? "
Uske khayaalon ki koi fikar nahi hai Charli , Kunal ka tattoo maker , ko - " Sir ! your design please ? "
Vishnu ko yeh nahi pata ki usko kaun sa design chayiye kyuki woh toh tattoo karwaane aaya hi nahi tha - " Try letter 'S' on me . "
Vishnu ki choice sunkar woh artist muskuraati hai aur samne aaker kehti hai - " Mera naam kaise pata chala tumhe ? "
" Aapka naam S hai ? " Vishnu ko kya pata ki artist ka naam kya hai . Us artist ne apne upar bhi S letter ka tattoo banwaa rakha hai . Woh S artist ke naabhi ke paas hai jo vishnu ne notice kiya . Isliye kuch soche bina Vishnu ne S karne ka soch liya .
" No baba ! " Phir us female artist ne machine ko ek haath me kiya aur doosra haath Vishnu ki taraf badhaate huwe kaha - " Hie ! My name is Seeta . "
Bina koi pangaa kiye , bina puche hi Vishnu ko naam pata chal gaya . Woh naam sunne ke baad kareeb 200 baar usne Seeta apne dill se bola hoga tabhi toh apna haath aage karne me thoda sa time lagaaya - " M Vishnu . "
Idhar Kunal jab Vishnu ke muuh se ' S ' sunta hai toh usko ghoorne lagta hai , dono aankhein dabaakar aur sochta hai - " Saala ! S ka tattoo mujhe karwaana tha par ab janaab ko bhi S hi chayiye . Aakhir yeh kar kya raha hai ? Kahi yeh apni artist pe line toh nahi na maar raha hai ? " Kunal soch me tha tabhi Charli bhi Kunal se wahi sawaal karta hai - " Sir ! what design ? "
" 'S' banaado " Kunal ko toh yehi gudwaana tha par Charli yeh sunke Kunal se pehle sawaal karta hai - " Sir ! aapko mera naam kaise pata chala ? "
Kunal yeh sunke thoda ghabraa jaata hai kyuki jo baatein uske bagal me ho rahi hai , wahi baatein uske saath bhi ho rahi hai par fark yeh hai ki udhar ek ladka - ladki hai aur idhar ek ladka - ladka hai - " Kyun tumhara bhi naame Seeta hai kya ? "
Phir woh saamne aata hai aur apna haath kunal ki taraf badhaate huwe kehta hai - " Hy ! My name is Sameer . "
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