Vishnu ke liye Seeta ka agla sawaal - " Kaha karwaana hai tattoo ? "
Jab woh seeta ki ore dekhta hai toh jaise Mantra - Mugdh sa ho jaata hai .
Uske khule lambe ghani zulfein machine ki hawa ke saath udte jaa rahe hai .
Mantra - Mugdh ho gaya hai Vishnu jab usne uski aankhon ko itne kareeb se dekha .
Mantra - Mugdh kar diya hai Seeta ki pyaari - pyaari baaton ne , halaanki jyadatar sirf sawaal the .
Mantra - Mughd itna ki Seeta ne pucha kya tha wahi bhool gaya .
" You there ? " Seeta dekhti hai ki Vishnu sirf usko nihaare jaa raha hai aur kuch bol nahi raha . Phir Seeta vishnu ko uske baah pe pinch karti hai taaki woh hosh me aaye .
Uske aisa karte hi Vishnu cheekhte huwe kehta hai - " Dill pe " Phir jab yeh ehsaas hota hai ki usne kuch galat keh diya toh turant baat ko badalta hai - " I mean seene pe . "
Seeta sunte hi Vishnu se uska shirt loose karne ko kehti hai taaki woh asaani se uske dill pe ...mera matlab hai seene pe tattoo bana sake . Vishnu bhi bina kuch bole apne shirt ke upar ke do button khol deta hai aur Seeta machine dheere - dheere uske kareeb laati hai . Par shuru karne se pehle seeta itna bataa deti hai - " Listen ! Tumhe dard ho sakta hai . But dard ka ehsaas na ho isliye we will keep talking like this . "
Vishnu jab usko apne itne kareeb aate dekhta hai toh sirf dekhta hi reh jaata hai . Seeta ka chehra thik uske chehre ke saamne hai .
Mantra - Mugdh ho gaya hai Woh uski khushboo se .
Uske chehre ki muskaan aur uski shahed se bhi meethi baatein ab aur bhi kareeb hai jo Vishnu ko Mantra - Mugdh kar rahi hai .
Woh mehsoos kar sakta hai bolte samay Seeta ki garm saansein jo ki thik uske seene se takraa rahi hai aur uske dill ki dhadhkano ko Mantra - Mugdh kar rahi hai .
Kabhi kisi ladki ko apne itne kareeb nahi aane diya Vishnu ne par aaj is ladki ne yeh kaise Jaadu - tona kar diya hai ki sirf usi ko apne kareeb chahta hai .
Mantra -Mugdh itna ki pata hi nahi chala ki Seeta ne apna kaam shuru kar diya hai .
" Tumhe dard nahi ho raha ? " Seeta thode dheeme aawaaz me Vishnu se puchti hai kyuki woh nahi jaan paa rahi ki Vishnu ko pata bhi hai ki Tattoo banna shuru ho gaya hai .
Vishnu ko dard nahi , pyaar ho raha hai , aur pyaar ho raha hai - " Nahi ! "
Idhar Vishnu aur Seeta me sirf baatein ho rahi hai . Idhar Vishnu ko zara sa bhi dard nahi ho raha hai par doosri taraf Kunal hai jo Charli dwara dhaaye gaye zulm se cheenkh raha hai " Ouuchh ! "
" Abe rehne de . "
" Mar gaya ve ! "
" Maar daalega kya ? "
" So tumhari girlfriend ka naam ' S ' se shuru hota hai ? " Seeta lagaataar baatein kar rahi hai taaki Vishnu ko dard ka ehsaas na ho .
" Nahi ! " Vishnu ko baatein karne ki aadat nahi hai isliye ladki ko bhi seedhe - seedhe jawaab de raha hai .
" Phir ' S ' hi kyu ? " Obvious sa sawaal hai agar girlfriend ka naam S se nahi hai toh phir S kyu .
" Future girlfriend shayad ! "
Seeta baat bhi kar rahi hai aur saath hi saath apna kaam bhi kar rahi hai - " Future ? Aur woh bhi shayad ? " Thoda hairaan hai par phir bhi puchke dekhne me kya buraai hai .
" Haan ! "
Ab apne kaam se jyada Seeta ko Vishnu ki baatein interesting lagne lagi .
Shuru se lekar abhi - tak usne apni muskaan barkaraar rakhi huwi hai aur waise hi har baat kar rahi hai - " Pata hai yeh tattoo hamesha ke liye hai . Koshish bhi karlo tum ise mitaa nahi paoge . "
" Mitaana nahi tabhi toh apne dill pe karwa raha hun . " Kehte hai na ki bolo toh solid bolo , yehi kahaawat sahi baithti hai Vishnu ke upar .
Seeta khil - khilaate huwe hasne lagti hai . Uski yeh hansi Vishnu pehli baar dekh raha hai . Pehli baar jab dekha tha toh sirf confusion dikh raha tha seeta ke face pe . Maathe pe shikand the par aaj koi pareshaani nahi hai . Sirf hansi aur khushi hai face pe .
Seeta tabhi Vishnu se kehti hai - " Meri taraf dekho , in my eyes . I m going to try piercing now so mujhe dekhte raho shayad pain kam hoga . "
Vishnu ne waisa hi kiya jaisa ki Seeta ne kaha , uski aankhon me dekhne ko . Seeta machine se ek needle baahar karti hai aur usse vishnu ke seene pe pierce karti hai . Shayad yeh design ka ek hissa hoga . Needle chhubhaate hi Seeta apni palak jhapkaati hai yeh sochke ki Vishnu chillane wala hai . Par aisa nahi huwa , Vishnu nahi chillaaya .
Woh toh Mantra - Mugdh ho gaya hai seeta ki bhuri - gehri aankhon me dekh ke .
Mantra - Mugdh ho gaya hai woh seeta ke chehre pe woh bhaaw dekh ke .
Mantra - Mugdh ho gaya hai woh seeta ka haath uske seene pe mehsoos karke .
Tabhi machine ki hawa se udte huwe seeta ke ghane lambe baal Vishnu ke chehre pe bikhar jaate hai . Woh apni aankhein bandh karta hai aur aankhein bandh karne par bhi Seeta hi nazar aati hai .
" Ooops ! Sorry . " Seeta apne baalon ko uske chehre se hataati hai . Jab woh aisa karti hai toh uske mulaayam haath Vishnu ke chehre ko nahi uske dill ko chhute hai .
Aise touch se Vishnu Mantra - Mugdh ho gaya . Kya ehsaas hai yeh ? Vishnu ka pyaar jo abhi 33.33 % tha , ab shayad 66.66 % ho gaya hai .
" Piercing is done . Tumhe void pain huwa ? I am Amazed ! " Seeta ke needle ka kaam poora ho gaya hai . Vishnu waise toh kuch nahi bol raha par uski nigaahein bahut kuch bol rahi hai jo Seeta kuch hadd tak padh sakti hai - " Tum muscular ho yaa is this coz of my presence ? "
" Nahi ! aisi baat nahi hai . Mujhe pata hi nahi chala actually . " Ek ladki , itni khoobsurat aur itne kareeb kuch aisa puchti hai toh koi bhi ladka ' Nahi ' nahi bolta magar Vishnu ko pyaar ka khel nahi aata isliye bholepan se apne dill ke darwaaze ko bandh kar leta hai jhooth bolke .
" Hmmm ..... It means ki you are in love ? " Seeta kya koi bhi bhaap lega ki Vishnu ko pyaar ho gaya hai kyuki uske dono gaalon pe likha hai ki - I need Kiss .
" May be ! "
" Main toh clearly samajh sakti hun tumhari feelings . " Seeta ke bolte hi Vishnu apne dimag me chal rahe pyaare - pyaare sapno ko jagaa deta hai taaki kaheen woh seeta ko seeta ka hi khwaab na dikhlaa de . Phir seeta ek aakhiri touch deti hai aur kehti hai - " One last mark and its done . "
' Its done ' sunte hi Vishnu bad - hawaas sa ho jaata hai yeh sochke ki ab usko jaana padega . Seeta se dur aur apne pyaar se dur . Mann me uske yehi chal raha hai --
" Kya ? Ab thode der me Seeta tattoo complete kar legi ! Phir mujhe bhi jaana hoga , dur jaana hoga tumse . Dur jaana hoga seeta se ? Yeh sochke hi dill dukhne lagta hai . Kash yeh tattoo kabhi poora na ho ! Kash yeh pal aise hi tham jaaye jisme main hun , seeta ho aur yeh tattoo ho ! "
" Ho gaya tumhara tattoo . " Seeta ne uske soch ko khatam karte huwe wahi kaha jo vishnu nahi sunna chahta tha .
" Yehi toh nahi hona tha ! " Vishnu mann me kehte huwe uthta hai . Udhar Kunal bhi tattoo karwaa chuka hai . Apni jeb se apna wallet nikaalkar Seeta ki taraf mudta hai taaki usko Tattoo ka payment kar sake .
" Tum counter pe pay kar dena . " Seeta ne kunal ko bataaya ki paise woh nahi legi , counter pe jama karna hoga . Kunal apna wallet lekar counter ki taraf chala jaata hai .
Idhar Vishnu bhi piche kadam badhaate huwe - " Thanks .......and... byee . "
Par isse pehle ki Vishnu aur piche jaata , Seeta usko rokti hai - " Wait ! " .
Uske paas jaaker apne dono haathon se uske shirt ko pakad kar upar ke dono buttons bandh karti hai jo Vishnu bandh karna bhool jata hai - " Aise hi jaaoge kya ? " Vishnu ko toh hosh bhi nahi ki uske shirt ke buttons khule huwe hai magar jab Seeta unhe bandh karne aati hai tab use yeh nazar aata hai .
" Ohh ! Thanks again ! "
Seeta buttons bandh karne ke baad jab Vishnu ki aankhon me dekhti hai toh kuch der woh bhi behak si jaati hai . Magar agle hi pal kehti hai - " Advice hai , Jisse pyaar hai usse bol dena aur yeh tattoo zaroor dikha dena . Badi mehnat se banaaya hai maine ! " aur khud hi apni baat pe hasne lagti hai . Pata nahi ladkiyaan apne hi jokes pe kaise hans leti hai ?
Vishnu muskuraate huwe seeta ko dekhte - dekhte baahar nikal jaata hai .
Toh yeh thi --
Pyaar ki doosri saugaat !
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