The Ishtaar-Rights !!! In our effrts to provide advantages we have actly produced the most competitive, highly pressured, and over-organized generation of youngsters.Perfectly said by Le Shan.... Dream Big ....Let Our Aim be The Biggest Dream Bonanza Of ours...All successful people men and women are big dreamers. We r not Worth Waste...Our Talent is yet to be cherished.. Way to Show to Every1 - If u don't sell, it's not the product that's wrong, it's you,dis is here to do the same- The Next !
Expertise of My Ishtaar - Rights !
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MK Gandhi - Nations's Bapuji : Now , remembered as the Father Of The Nation , this legend was also once the Child of the nation . A ch...
Sunday, 31 July 2011
Saturday, 30 July 2011
Clickopedia - 5
Shahid Kapoor in a never seen avatar in his upcoming
" MAUSAM "
Rabba Mein Toh Mar Gaya Vey !
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| Watch Him going through the "Khet" |
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| "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Ho Bandh" |
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| "Khush hun main tere pyaar mein" |
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| " Kaheen dur tu hai mujhse " |
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| "Kaheen Kat Na Jaaye Yeh Patang Ki Dor " |
Friday, 29 July 2011
The Big Buzz - The Very First Look Of Shahid & Sonam 's Next - MAUSAM !!!
Long Awaited Pankaj Kapoor's Ambitious Production House Movie
" MAUSAM "
It is a Tymless Journey Of Love ,
The World Tore Them Apart But
Destiny Brought Them Together Again ...
Their Story Goes Beyond Romance ....
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
How old will you be on your next birthday? :p
Not much ........jus a year older than the what i was last years
How long could you last without your mobile phone?
Hmm.....foreva if the person on the other line is wit me !
Sunday, 24 July 2011
who is the last person to- text you,hug you,kiss you. laugh at you, give you a compliment?
Dnt remember the last one !
Movie Pack - up Tym - Rohit Shetty's " SINGHAM " :
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Singham matlab ki Sher , means Lion , manze Singh , Jungle ka Raja aur Raja ko poori praja maanti hai , satkaar karti hai , uska kaha hi antim kaha samazti hai . Singham is all about a Sher jo sirf apne ilaake me hi nahi balki har jagah sher ki tarah dahaad maarta hai .
The lion is roaring is theaters, bashing goons, fighting against evil in society within the four walls of Laws .
Agar aap sochte ho ki singham is just another movie bugged with high drama and action sequences , toh aap bilkul galat hai My Lord !
Ajay Devgn and Rohit’s attempt of evoking a masala entertainer “ Singham “ which takes back the audience in to the ball of Wanted and Dabangg is a tamil remake version where south Starlet Surya had played the lead . Kahaani shuru hoti hai Shivgad me , jahaan par Ajay aka Baji Rao Singham is a inspector , manze ek police waale hai jo jail ko ek ghar ki tarah se chalaate hai aur school te head-master ki tarah criminals ko punish karte hai . With a heart of gold, chest of steel and fists of iron, he qualifies as the elementary hero material. He just needs an excuse to flex his muscles and clench his claws, turning a one-man army at the drop of a hat, to battle an entire battalion of zombie-looking goons. Movie ka hot and most attractive and most important part yehi toh hai - Ajay Devgn's perfectly tonned Bady , his bulged biceps muscles and his pack abs . Jitne pack abs Ajay ne movie ke liye banaaye hai , utni toh Imraan Khan aur Ranbir ne ab tak filmey nahi kii hongi . Sab compare kar rahe hai Singham with Dashing Dude Sallu 's Dabangg kyuki dono hi movies action genre ki hai aur dono me lead actor ek police wala hai . But jab aap yeh movie dekhoge toh aapko pata chal jaayega ki Dabangg me Chulbul Pandey ek corrupt police waale the aur majaakiya the but Singham is about an honest and Dumdaar angry police waala jo corruption ke khilaaf apna sab kuch daav pe laga deta hai . Abunch of cops openly kick the shit out of a high-profile politician (perhaps the film takes the term 'kick-ass' entertainment a little too literally). The honest police protagonist gives an extensive emotional speech on how the entire police force has gone corrupt, which instantly awakens the conscience of cops from across the state including the DGP, all of whom come to Singham's immediate rescue. A head constable on the brink of retirement mouths a monologue on how a police officer is supposed to be saviour of the society yet remains underpaid than janitor.
The actual story initiates by the end of the first half when he clashes with an extortionist-cum-aspiring politician Jaykant Shikre (Prakash Raj) and a game of one-upmanship begins between the two. The focus is clearly on action and perhaps Rohit Shetty's definition of full-blown action is his trademark blowing-up-cars phenomena. Jai Singh Nijjar's action direction involving mortal combats and car chases is quite unimaginative on that front and it's only thanks to Ajay Devgn's intensity and physical authenticity that the fight sequences look kind of convincing.
Ajay Devgn ne dikha diya hai ki jab koi poorana action hero apne asli roop me aa gaya toh woh aaj kal ke sabhi chocalate heroes ki chutti kar sakta hai . Chahe kitna bhi khaane me swaad dundho par jo swaad poorane chaawal me hota hai woh aaj kal ke naye chaawal me kaha !
The first scenes in ‘Singham’, shows the entry of the six packed Bajirao Singham coming out from the holy water in a red dhoti, and people donning red costumes and praying for his health and happiness, which transports you to the ethnic flavored films of
the 80s and 90s era.
A sudden strike of destiny sets up Singham against the powerful criminal/politician Jaykant Shikre [Prakash Raj], challenging his morals and beliefs. Jaykant's powerful planning and force makes Singham land up in the ruling city of Jaykant Shikre, where he leaves no stone unturned to make Singham's life a nightmare to live. Singham's supportive girlfriend Kavya [debutante Kajal Aggarwal] and his tryst with late Rakesh Kadam's family [Sonali Kulkarni] makes him realize the importance to bring a change in the system by eradicating the root cause -- Jaykant Shikre -- by not going against the law of force, but by being a powerful part of .
Ishtaar - cast me the one man show hai Ajay devgn ka and his supportive girlfriend Kavya aka Kajal jo ki south se hai . Kajal ka role jyada demanding nahi hai par movie me tadka - phadka aur romance ke liye fit hai . Prakash Raj as Jaykant Shikre has yet again shown that filmo me villain jaandar hona kitna important hota hai . Beech - beech me unka apna hi alag ishtyle me humour create karna movie me masale ka kaam karta hai . Prakash Raj is perhaps the only villain who would be credited for his amazing comic timing. He has shown a strong evil corrupt side of a politician . But jo baat sabhi ko strike karegi woh hai Movie ke Kadak Dialogues . Kya one liners aur kya punch lines use kiye gaye hai singham me ! These strong mouth opening , eye-brow heightening dialogues are the soul of the movie . But jyadatar dialogues samajhne ke liye audience ko marathi seekhni padegi jo ki ek back - drop hai . The dialogues are spouted with immense enthusiasm but the words defuse the intensity and make them seem trivial.
Now about the wholesome rate of Singham . Movie me muzik ki kami khaas sunaai padti hai . Except the Title Track of singham , nothing is very much soothing to our ears . Agar audience ko har khaane chit karna ho toh muzik ka upyog karna hi hota hai . Par jaisa title track compose kiya gaya hai with the roaring of lion in it and strong drum - beats , usse kami ki jyada bharpaai ho jaati hai . Everytime when Baji Rao utters a smash hit dialogue from his loud mouth , one can hear the strong drum - beats and everytym when Singham beats a criminal , one can hear a Lion's roar jo singham ko define karti hai .
Agar movie ka sampurna roop se majaa lena chahte ho toh definitely theatres me dekho kyuki jo majaa bade parde par hai woh majaa TV yaa CD/DVD me nahi . ‘Singham’s format doesn’t run out of steam nor makes you yawn and stretch. This racy film has a funny climax. Movie me itne action sequences hai ki maar - dhaar me aap khoo se jaoge aur jab woh Ajay ka "Punjaa" padta hai on the rowdy "Gundas" tab toh seeti bajaane ka dill karta hai . But climax me jo fight ka sab wait kar rahe the , woh hoti nahi ki climax me police force jaag jaati hai aur climax ko ek humour ka touch dete huwe villain ka ant kiya jaata hai . But phir bhi story line ke hisaab se climax kaafi had tak match karta hai .
So as a whole , SINGHAM ko dekhan mat bhoolna . Par agar aap action movies ke bilkul shaukeen nahi ho , toh yeh film aapke liye nahi hai . The movie right from its strong introduction scene to the romantic scenes to the humourous Marathi dialogues to the all eye - wit action scenes and finally to the funny climax scene , is a typical action - packed masala entertainer meant to be a roaring hit at the B-town . Meri taraf se toh Singham deserves a stone of gold with 3 pure golds .
Jisme hai dum , woh jaake dekhe Singham !
Saturday, 23 July 2011
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Naaw......My Ishtaar is better......
If you were a tour guide for your city, what three places would you take visitors to see?
My home , My bedroom , Last but not the list My Bed
Thursday, 21 July 2011
The Big Buzz : Salman Khan in & as - BODYGUARD !!!
Salman Khan And EID , you cant sit relax when its celebration time in India .
Few years back , it was "WANTED"
Last year . it was "DABANGG"
And this year the fest is not going hollow ,
He is coming as a "BODYGUARD"
He will stand b/w Her and the World to Save her .
As a Musik Director , Himesh Reshamiya makes a come back !
So This EID , its Double Dhamaka For Sallu ke Fans !
• »The Iѕнтααя - Rιgнтѕ !!! « •: Untitled Story - Aa Gaya Ghar !
• »The Iѕнтααя - Rιgнтѕ !!! « •: Untitled Story - Aa Gaya Ghar !: "Nishita ! Mujhse naraaz ho kya ? Maine iss baar thoda aaraam se , thoda pyaar se , thoda softly nishita se baat karne ki koshish ki taaki ..."
Untitled Story - Aa Gaya Ghar !
Nishita ! Mujhse naraaz ho kya ?
Maine iss baar thoda aaraam se , thoda pyaar se , thoda softly nishita se baat karne ki koshish ki taaki woh har pal sirf khush rahe naaki mere wajah se apna mood off na rakhe aur khaskar jab woh mere saath travel kar rahi hai abhi . Uski taraf ghumte huwe maine usse pucha ki kya woh mere kiye se naraaz hai taaki hum bina lade baat kar sake . Woh baahar dekh rahi thi aur muuh phulaaye baithi huwi thi . Par jab maine usse pucha toh meri taraf ek tak dekhne lagi .
Mere sawaal pe react karne ki jagah woh apne khayaalon me hi sawaal karne lagi - " Kya ladka hai yeh ! Ek toh khud naraaz karta hai apni stupid arrogant way of talking se aur phir kuch der baad itne pyaar bhari aankhon se dekhke puchta hai ki mujhse naraaz ho kya . Ab agar koi itni mohabbat se puchega toh main kaise kahun ki haan main naraaz hun tumse kyuki tumhe meri one pinch bhi fikar nahi hai . "
Uske mann me jo ladki sirf maasum nigahon se mujhe ghoor rahi hai , kabhi - kabhi toh lagta hai ki jo asal me mere samne baithi hai woh wahi nishita hai yaa koi aur . Koi andar itna soft hoker bhi baahar se itna patthar banne ki koshish kyun karta hai ? Mere hi baare me soch rahi hai aur woh bhi mere samne baithke mujhe ghoorte huwe . Maine bhi sar niche kar liya kyuki mujhe yeh nahi soojh raha ki main usko hosh me kya kehke laaun . Mere doosre bagal me jo couple baitha hai woh bhi nishita ko aur mujhe dekhkar muskura rahe hai par woh silent wali hansi taaki mujhe pata na chale . Maine socha ki jo yeh soch rahi hai mann me , uska jawaab main agar uske samne se de dunga toh aise sochna bandh kar degi .
Tumhari fikar hai tabhi toh apne saath ghar le jaa raha hun .
Meri baat sunkar nishita jaise chauk si gayi . Uske mann ki lehron ko maine ek kinaara de diya jisse uski naav paar lag gayi par ek kinaare se woh doosri ore behne lagi - " Aiyyo ! yeh toh mere mind ke thoughts bhi padh le raha hai . How is this possible ? Kya yeh mere ko itna dominate kar raha hai ki he can read my mind too ? Shit ! " Mujhe pata tha ki yeh ladki aisa hi kuch sochegi .
Ab mind me itna loud think karogi toh main kya koi bhi sun lega . Bas mere itna bolte hi nishita ke chehre pe se gussa aur hairaani dono hi gayab ho gaye aur uski jagah wahi uski poorani meethi muskaan ne le lii . Yehi muskurahat mujhe uss raat dekhne ko milli thi jab hum pehli baar samne aaye the .
" Noo ! kisne kaha ki main kuch think kar rahi hai ? Nahi ! bas aise hi . " Ab apne jasbaaton ko chupaane ke liye insaan jhooth ka hi toh sahara leta hai , nishita bhi wahi kar rahi hai .
Dont lie to me now ! Tumhari yeh jo khoobsurat aankhein hai na , yeh sab bata deti hai mujhe . Tum soch rahi thi aur mere baare me soch rahi thi . Hain na ?
Maine bhi muskurate huwe uske jhooth ko pakda aur haste huwe uske mann ki baat uske samne rakh di . Nishita sharmaa ke sar niche kar leti hai . Uska safed jhooth mere samne aa gaya toh nazar milaane se jhijhak rahi hai . Par yeh jhooth bilkul sahi tha .
Toh ab batao mere se yeh naraazgi kyu ?
Maine pehla sawaal phir kiya . Main jaanna chahta hun ki nishita ke aise behaviour ki wajah kya hai - " Nahi ! kisne kaha ki main tumse naraaz hun . No ! " Par nishita mujhe tab tak nahi batayegi jab tak main kuch alag nahi kehta usse .
Give me your hand !
Nishita ne turant apna haath meri taraf kar diya , bina mujhse puche kyun . Maine uske haath ko apne haathon se thaama aur Uske haath ko dekhte huwe kaha - " Jab se hum iss khataraa bus me baithe hai , tab se humne ek second bhi acche se baat nahi ki . Aur iska only reason main hun , i know . Main tab se itna rudely behave kar raha hun aur tum tab se mujhe tolerate kar rahi ho , i know . But now i m telling you that i wont start any shit arguement with you . Sorry ! .
Nishita ne mujhe tokna chaha , kuch bolne hi waali thi par maine apni baat poori karni hai - Hang on ! i m not done yet . Tumhe saath le jaane ka plan mera tha and you didnt even knew about that . So mujhe aisa behave nahi karna chayiye tumhare saath kyuki yeh mera plan hai aur ab jab tum mere paas ho toh tumhari har khushi , har like ka mujhe poora khyaal rakhna hoga . But abhi tak main sirf tumhe daantta aaya hun . Sorry for that ! par ab se leke waapis dehradun pahuchne tak main tumse nahi ladunga aur na hi tumhe naraaz karunga . Promise !
Meri baatein sunkar nishita ki aankhein bhar si aayi . Uska haath ab bhi mere haathon me hai . Uski nazrein meri nazron me khoyi huwi hai . Bus kya , safar kya , hume parvaah nahi ki hum kaha hai . Mere bagal me baitha couple bhi hume ek - doosre me khoya huwa dekh muskura raha hai . Nishita ke liye yeh pyaar hoga par mere liye pyaar nahi yeh farz hai jo mujhe nibhaana hai har haalat me . Par abhi main pyaar aur farz me antar nahi dikhaana chahta nishita ko .
" No ! actually sorry toh mujhe kehna chayiye ki maine tumse itne rudely talk ki . Ek toh tum mujhe apne saath apne home le jaa rahe ho and m arguing with you without any reason . I m sorry ! " Aankhon me aansun hai , shayad khushi aur satisfaction ke , par apne aap ko sambhaalte huwe usne apni bhi galti maan lii .
Iske baad humaara aage ka safar bina kisi ladaai aur bina kisi jhagdge ke guzraa . Hum the , humaari pyaari baatein thi , hansi - khushi se mehki hawa thi aur ...aur bus ka driver bhi tha .
Phir agle din hum pahuch gaye mere shaher - Gorakhpur . Aur jaisa ki maine socha tha ki bus - adde par koi hume lene nahi aaya hai kyuki ghar pe kisi ko pata nahi ki main kab pahuchne waala hun . Maine apna aur nishita ka bag liya sirf uska hand - bag chodhke aur niche utarte waqt wahi couple ki dominating personality ne mera hath pakadkar mujhe rokkar kaha - " Dekha ! pyaar se sab kuch kitna easy ho jaata hai . " Yeh kehte huwe unhone mujhe ek aankh maari aur mera haath chodh diya . Maine bhi unhe kuch kaha nahi , sirf haste huwe bus se niche utar gaya . Safar khatam ho gaya hai . Yahaan se ghar ka raasta hume rikshaw pe tay karna hoga .
Nishita ! i m sure ki tum kabhi aisi taxi me nahi baithi hogi .
Maine rikshaw ko roka aur apna aur nishita ka bag uspe laad diya . Nishita ki aankhon me surprised look saaf dikh raha hai mujhe . Sach me usne UP ka rikshaw nahi dekha hai aaj tak .
Haan bhaiya ! Suryavihar chalna hai .
Maine rikshaw wale ko bataaya ki hume kahaan jaana hai aur usne sar hilaa ke kaha haan . Yahaan ke rikshaw waale kisi nawaab se kam nahi hote . Apne ko akbar aur apni sawaari ko saleem samajhte hai , simple bole toh khud ko humaara baap samajhte hai . Nishita kuch bolne ke bajaay sirf shaher ko ghum - ghum dekh rahi hai .
Kitna loge kiraaya ?
Yeh sawaal aisa hai jo har sawaari ko rikshaw pe baithne se pehle puchna hi chayiye . So maine bhi pucha . Aur jab uska jawaab suna toh mol - bhaav toh karna hi hai - " Do jan ka 25 rupaiyya lenge . "
25 kyun bhai 100 le lo . Suryavihar ka 25 rupaiy ? Arre yaar ! 15 me chalo toh theek hai .
Maine wahi kiya jo har agla bandaa karta , kiraaya kam karne ki maang . Nishita meri aur rikshaw waale ki baat sunkar sirf hairat me padi khadhi hai .
" Nahi ! do jan ka kiraaya itna hi hai . Aap kya jaanenge yahaan ka kiraaya kitna hota hai ? " Rikshaw wala wahi kar raha hai jo usko bakhubi aata hai , mujhe patti padhaana . Main usse aur bhi jhadhap karta par nishita beech me bol padi - " Leave it no ! give him 25 , its not that much . " Maine bhi rehne diya aur 25 rupaiy dene ko taiyyar ho gaya . Chal bhai rikshaw waale ! tu bhi kya yaad rakhega . Hum baith gaye rikshaw pe jo humse 25 rupaiy lene waala hai .
Raaste me jo - jo jagah dikhi , wo - wo jagah ke baare me maine nishita ko bataaya .
Yeh dekho , yeh hai ghum - ghar . Yeh area yahaan ka porsh area hai . Idhar har choti se lekar badi - badi cheej tumhe mill jaayegi . From shops to hotels , everything , anything . Nishita ke liye jagah kuch khaas nahi hai par har nayi jagah insaan ko lag hi lagti hai .
Yeh hai dharm - bagh . Means yeh jagah nukkad gali hai . Yahaan tumhe har lazeez aur tasty khaane ka saamaan mill jaayega . Samose , kachori , jalebi aur saare delicious items , sab yahaan saste me milte hai . Woh sadak ke kinaare dekhne lagi . Aur dekhte - dekhte uske muuh me paani bhi aa gaya .
Hum log baatein kar hi rahe the raaste me ki tabhi ek jagah pahuch kar rikshaw waala beech me bolne laga - " Sahab ! yeh jagah bhi dikha do madam ko . Iske baare me bhi bataao . " Rikshaw waala na - jaane kyun mere se tapa baitha hai jab ki main usko 25 rupaiye dene ko ready bhi ho gaya . Maine socha ki yeh jagah ko beet jaane do kyuki yeh jagah bataane laayak nahi hai . Par nishita bhi rikshaw waale ki baaton me aa gayi - " Haan ! yeh kaun sa area hai ? Aur yahaan aise ladies kyun ghoom rahi hai road pe ? "
Nishita ! this is not descent place that you should know about . Maine usko chup karne ko kaha par rikshaw wala phir beech me taang ladaane laga - " Arre ! sahab bata do , pata nahi aap madam ko kabhi yahaan doobara laao yaa nahi . " Rikshaw waala meri bajaane me laga hai . Nishita bhi ussi ki bhasha me bolne lagi - " Haan sahab ! tell me na . " Shayad mujhe bataana hi padega ki yahaan auratein sadak pe kyu ghoom rahi hai . Aur yahaan itne chote - chote ghar kyu hai .
You wanna know , ok then . This is a red light area aur agar tumhara kabhi mood bane toh mujhe bataa dena . I will arrange a guy for you and also arrange a place room for you . Nice na ?
Ab nishita ki bolti bandh huwi aur rikshaw wala agar aage kuch bolta toh main pakka uska muuh tod deta . Par bhala ho usne kuch nahi kaha . Hum aage badhe aur suryakund pahuch gaye .
Yeh suryakund hai . Pehle humaara ghar yahi tha phir hum suryavihar me shift ho gaye .
Aur baaton hi baaton me hum apne ghar pahuch gaye , suryavihar pahuch gaye . Rikshaw wale ko uske 25 rupaiye diye aur usko chalta kiya . Humne apna - apna bag uthaaya aur ghar ki taraf chal diye jo sirf kuch hi kadam ki doorie pe hai .
Untitled Story - Chit - Chat Throughout !!!
" What did you do outside ? "
Nishita ! tum soo jaao . Tumhari aankhon me neend saaf dikh rahi hai mujhe . Have a sleep , its quite late now .
" No , m not feeling drowsy now . Tumne kaise theek ki bus ? "
Nai baba ! maine kuch nahi kiya . Woh toh muscular driver ji ne sab sahi kiya . I was just standing there , nothing else .
" Okay ! Fine ! "
Yaar yeh ladki ! agar safar bhar aise hi question - answer khelti rahegi toh mera toh bheja fry ho jaayega . Abhi - abhi maine nishita ko samjhaakar chup karaaya toh driver aaker sab chaupat kar deta hai - " Bhai log ! aur Bhaaiyon ki behno ! Bole toh bus ka asli thekedaar udhar baitha woh Bacchu master hai . Taaliyaan ! " Zaroori tha aisa karna , sabke saamne bolna ki bus ko maine akele hi theek kar diya ? Sab mere liye taali bajaane lage taaki driver ko buraa na lage aur mujhe accha lage . Bus waapis speed me chalne lagi aur abhi - abhi shaant huwi nishita bhi chalne lagi . Driver ne jaise sach ka pahaad banaa kar sabko sunaaya , nishita meri taraf gusse se ghurne lagi . Maine usko jhooth bola , ab yeh toh saamne hai uske . Agar nishita bolna shuru kii toh main jawaab ka chota ban jaaunga , isiliye maine usko kaha - Aaa......Ab soo jaao !
Par kehte hai na ki pracheen kaal se lekar ab tak sirf ladke hi ladkiyon ka kaha maante aaye hai , naa ki ladkiyaan ladko ka kaha maanti hai . Usko mujhpe thoda toh doubt hone laga hai . Par doubt kis baat ka hai , woh toh sirf nishita hi jaanti hai .
" Why do you want me to sleep ? What is your plan haan ? " Bada hi shaq - mi - fuck sa sawaal hai yeh toh . Waise main toh sirf usse chup dekhna chahta hun . Aur woh chup tab hi hogi jab woh hosh me nahi hogi matlab soo jaayegi . Par ab meri baat mujhe khud ko kuch alag lagne lagi .
Hey ! mera koi plan nahi hai , samjhi ? Mujhe laga ki tumhe neend aa rahi hogi so that ' s why i m asking you to take a nap and shed off your wearyness . Nothing else dumbo !
" Par main hi kyu sooun ? Pehle tum soo , after you . " Nishita toh mere sar chadh gayi ab . Waise yeh idea bhi sahi hai . Mujhe shaanti chayiye . Ab uske liye main soo jaaun yaa nishita , baat toh ek hi hai na .
Ok ! if you insist , m going to sleep . But tum jaagti raho warna main kuch kar dunga . Good Night !
Maine jhatt se apni aankhein bandh karli . Mere double meaning line sunte hi nishita ne apne haath mere gale tak laa diye taaki mera galaa dabaa sake par aakhiri moment pe khud ko rok leti hai woh .
Raat ka nasha shayad neend ko hi kehte hai kyuki iske baad kya ho raha hai kisi ko pata nahi chalta . Mujhe bhi koi hosh nahi tha par sirf tab tak jab tak mere bagal waale kandhe pe kisi ka haath baar - baar nahi lag raha tha . Koi lagataar mere kandhe pe vaar kiye jaa raha hai apne haath se . Aankh kholne se pehle maine muuh kholke cheenkha - Kaun hai ?
" Arre ! Its me dumbo . " Aawaaz sunke laga ki yeh toh sach me nishita hi hai . Tab se mujhe jagaane ki koshish kar rahi hai - " Time kya huwa hai ? " aur jagaa ke time puch rahi hai . Yeh ladki hai yaa aafat ki pudiyaa ? Koi insaan chain se kharraate le raha hai aur yeh madam usko jagaa ke time puchti hai ! Mann toh kiya ki iske muuh pe cello tape lagaa dun par mann toh kuch bhi karta hai .
What ? Tum mujhe itne horrible way me jagaa ke time puch rahi ho ?
" Mujhe jaanna hai . I want to know . " Ab toh yeh zidd hai . Isko main time kahaa se bataau . Maine toh kabhi wrist watch lagaayi hi nahi hai .
I dont know . Apne mobile me dekho .
" Vishnu ! mujhe time nahi jaanna hai . "
Phir ?
" Arre ! see bus ruk gayi hai ."
Phir se ruk gayi ?
" But this time koi problem nahi hai baba . "
Phir Kya hai ?
" Baahar chalo mere saath . "
Baahar kyu par ?
" Dont ask qustions ? "
Woh kyu ?
" Awwwhhhh ! Wake up and see . " Usne mera muuh baahar ki taraf ghumaaya toh dikha ki baahar ek dhaaba hai . Bus dhaabe pe ruki hai - " I wanna use the washroom . Bus will wait 15 mins here so that we can get fresh n up . Ab chaloge ? " Maine aage kuch puchna zaroori nahi samjha aur uske saath baahar utar gaya .
Arre ! abhi toh raat hai .
" So ! tumhe kya laga ki its morning sirji ? "
Hey ! tumhe washroom jaana hai ki nahi ? Go now !
Nishita ne apna hand - bag mujhe thamaa diya . Woh gayi washroom aur main bus ke baahar ki thodi si hawa le leta hun ab .
Pata nahi aur kitna jhelna padega aisi south indian ladki ki baaton ko !
Tabhi woh waapis aati hai aur muskuraate huwe - " My bag ? " apna bag le leti hai . Hum waapis bus me baithte hai aur driver bus ko bhagaane lagta hai . Pata nahi abhi aur kya - kya jhelna baaki reh gaya hai aaj ki raat me !
Iss baar main window seat pe waapis aa gaya aur phir se sapno me sone ki koshish karne hi waala tha ki nishita ne sapno ko chakna - choor kar diya - " Vishnu ! please mujhe window pe baithne do na . "
Window pe baithna hai ki seat pe ?
" Very funny ! I mean mujhe window seat pe baithne do na . Please ! " Itni mushkil se maine yeh seat apne liye bachaayi aur aise - kaise main seat ko haath se jaane dun .
Chalti bus me idhar - udhar nahi kiya karte hai , so be at your own place .
" What chalti bus haan ? " Shayad bus ke andar isko hindi samajh me nahi aati .
Means we should not move here and there in a moving bus . Its not advisable
" I know that . Main toh bas window seat chahti hoon . Tum idhar baith jaao na please ! " Nahi manegi baat nishita . Waise bhi kehte hai ki kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai . Mujhe agar shaanti chayiye toh mujhe meri window seat ko khona padega , jo ki mujhe manjoor hai . Maine soch hi raha tha ki usne apne haathon se mere gaal khichne shuru kar diye aur request karne lagi - " Aa jaao na , please ! " Ab aisi situation me koi ladka kaise naa kar sakta hai ?
Okay ! but dont touch me like this .
Itna kehke humne apni seats exchange kar li . Ab woh window seat pe baithke baahar ka nazaara dekhne lagi . Main bhi andar ki taraf hoon par apna muuh doosri taraf karke baitha huwa hoon taaki kisi bhi bahaane nishita ka muuh na khule .
Chup - chaap baithe dono ke dimaag me kuch atkheliyaan chal rahi hai ....
Mujhe aage kya karna hoga ? Abhi toh nishita mere saath hai , mere paas hai . Par aage kya karna hoga mujhe ? Abhi toh hum dono ghar jaa rahe hai , mere ghar . Par waha sab surakshit hoga iski guarantee kaun lega ? Kya pata jo khatra nishita ko yahaan hai , wahi khatra nishita ko waha bhi huwa toh ? Nahi ! kuch bhi ho jaaye mujhe nishita ki raksha karni hai . Usko har musibat se bachaana hoga kyuki jo bhi musibat uspe abhi mandara rahi hai uski wajah main hi hoon . Toh yeh meri jimmedaari hai ki mere rehte huwe nishita pe koi aanch na aaye . Sab kuch mere upar hai par mere saath koi nahi hai . Na koi mujhe samajh sakta hai aur na koi samajhne waala hai . Soniya toh jaane se pehle mujhse milli tak nahi . Uska bhi gussa uski naak pe rehta hai aur na jaane kab utrega . Shayad mogul banke mujhe kuch shaktiyaan milli hai jinse main sansaar ke siddhaanton ko badal sakta hun par aise kuch badlaav mujhme bhi aaye hai jinse meri zindagi badal gayi hai aur shayad yeh badlaav hamesha ke liye hai . Iss badlaav ka main akela waaris hun . Khair ! jo bhi sahi ho yaa galat ho . Abhi toh mujhe sirf yeh dekhna hai ki nishita ko kuch na ho . Sirf kuch dino ki baat hai phir main khud remitente se baat karunga ki iska koi aur hal hai ki nahi . Bahut dino se remitente mere samne prakat nahi huwi . Shayad swarglok me bahut jyada kaam hoga . Itna sochna sehat ke liye haanikaarak hota hai . To main nishita ki ore dekha toh woh khidhki ke baahar dekh rahi hai . Baahar har aage jaati cheej ko piche jaati dekh rahi hai . Maine usko dekhke yeh soch raha hun ki kitni maasumiyat se yeh baahar ki har cheej nihaar rahi hai . Isko toh sabhi cheejein simple lag rahi hogi . Har cheej me pyaar aur acchaayi dikh rahi hogi . Par yeh bilkul anjaan hai iss baat se ki abhi iski jaan gale tak khatre me phansi huwi hai . Jab tak main hun , tab tak iski raksha karne waala koi hai par jab main nahi rahunga toh kaun raksha karega iska . Nishita meri soch me apni chhaap chodhti hai aur apna muuh meri taraf karte huwe mujhe dekhne lagti hai . Main dimaag ke khel me khoya huwa hun aur mujhe pata bhi nahi chala ki woh meri taraf dekh rahi hai - " Vishnu ! kaha khoye huwe ho ? " Uski aawaaz sunke mujhe hosh aaya aur maine apna muuh phir doosri taraf kar liya taaki nishita ko jawaab na dena pade .
Woh meri taraf muuh karke muskuraati hai aur phir khidhki ke baahar dekhne lagti lagti hai - " Nishita ! yeh kya kar rahi ho tum ? Jo bhi ho raha hai , usko tum itni asaani se kaise hone de sakti ho ? Na kuch kaha aur na kuch bola vishnu ne , phir bhi tum raazi ho gayi uske saath jaane ko ? Aakhir kaun ladki aisa karti hai kisi aise ladke ke liye jo usko zara sa bhi pyaar nahi karta hai ? Apne dill ko kyu nahi sambhaal paati ho tum ? " Khud se mann hi mann itne sawaal kar rahi hai . Par shayad ek bhi sawaal ka jawaab nahi hai nishita ke paas - " Why m i so addicted to you , vishnu ? Kya yeh zaroori hai ki tum jo kaho , mujhe wohi karna hoga ? Lekin phir bhi main tumhari har baat kyun maan leti hun ? Aaj main tumhare itne kareeb baithi hun . Koi aur nahi hai humaare beech me , main hun aur sirf tum ho . Phir bhi hum ek - doosre se meelon dur hai . Na mere paas kuch kehne ko hai aur na tum kuch kehte ho . Main ab - bhi believe nahi kar paa rahi hun ki main tumhare saath hun aur tumhare saath tumhare home jaa rahi hun . God ! sirf tumhare saath hone ka khyaal hi mujhe kitni happiness deta hai . Par tum phir bhi mere nahi ho aur shayad na hoge . I love you and only you par tum yeh jaan ke bhi itne anjaan kyu rehte ho ? Meri place pe agar koi aur hoti toh shayad itne jaldi nahi maan jaati aise trip ke liye but main maan gayi and that too without any mess . Phir bhi tum aise react kar rahe ho ? I hate you . But why do i love you so much ki i cant hate you more ? Kaash ! yeh trip kuch magic karde aur hum saath ho jaaye forever ! I wish ! "
Humare beech koi baat nahi ho rahi . Aur shayad yeh baat mere doosri taraf baithe couple ko acchi nahi lag rahi , tabhi to uss couple ki dominating personality ne mujhko apna kaan paas laane ko kaha aur mujhse phus - phusaake boli - " Main kab se notice kar rahi hun tum dono ko . Jab se bus me baithe ho tab se ek pyaar ki baatein nahi kii hai tum dono ne . "
Main unki baat sunke kya kahun . Unke bagal waali seat pe unke husband baithe hai jo ki chup - chap apni wife ko mujhse baat karte dekh rahe hai . Mere bagal me nishita baithi hai jo chup - chap mujhe mere bagal waali seat pe baithi ladki se baat karte dekh rahi hai . Dono hi taraf khamoshi hai par khamoshi ke piche ek aag lagi hai dono ore . Hum dono phus - phus karke baat kar rahe hai aur yeh phus - phus hum dono ke bagal waali seats ke naak me dum kar rahi hai .
Nahi ! nahi ! aapko koi galat - fehmi huwi hai shayad ...
Main unhe samjhaana chahta hun ki jo woh soch rahi hai , waisa kuch bhi nahi par unhone mujhe poori baat bolne hi nahi di - " Kya galat - fehmi ? Jab pyaar kiya toh darna kya ! Waise yeh college love ka mujhe bhi bahut experience hai . " Jab aisi baat kisi ki biwi apne zubaan se karti hai toh uska pati to zaahir si baat hai ki kaan kya khud beech me aa hi jaayega . Unke pati ne gale ki kharaash dur ki aur apni biwi ki zubaan bhi . Lekin unhone bolna bandh nahi kiya - " Mera matlab yeh jo mere hubby hai na , woh bhi college se hi aaye hai . Hum bhi aise hi ek - doosre se gussa rehte the pehle lekin inhone har baar ruthi huwi namrata ko manaaya yaani ki mujhe . Aur uske baad ..."
Uske baad ?
Maine bhi unki baaton me ghusne ki koshish kii par iss baar jawaab unke pati ne diya - " Uske baad we had sex and unfortunately we had to get married . "
Majaak me kaha par jo bhi kaha solid kaha . Unki biwi toh sharmaa hi gayi aur phir dono ek - doosre me khoone lage . Maine bhi unhe disturb na karne ka socha par agle hi pal woh phir mujhe bulaate huwe kehti hai - " Dekho ! chalo main maan leti hun ki tum dono me kuch nahi . Ok ? But phir bhi woh tumhare saath hai . Ek ladki ko kabhi aise treat nahi karte hai . Pyaar se baatein karo , pyaar se dekho . Bhale pyaar na karo "
Thanx ma'am !
Unki baatein choti hai par shayad jo unhone kaha woh sahi tha . Nishita ko apne saath laane ka faisla mera hai toh mujhe uske saath acche se pesh aana chayiye . Sirf gusse se sab kuch theek nahi hone waala . Uske mood off ko switch on karna chayiye mujhe .
The Big Buzz : ( The Return Of ) -- DON 2 :
DON 2
SRK was Hidden till now :
He was Motionless till now :
But he is back to bang the B-Town ;
Abhi Adhoori meri kahaani hai ,
Jo duniya ko sunaani hai .
Mujhko pehchaano Main Hoon Kaun,
Palat kar aa raha hoon ,
MAIN HOON DON !
Friday, 15 July 2011
Untitled Story : Holidays Ofter Exams - "ROAD TO GORAKHPUR":
Safar ki shuruvaat ho chuki hai .
Aarav ne hume bus ki ticket dilaa di .
Main aur Nishita dono ab bus me baithkar gorakhpur ke liye nikal chuke hai .
Bus se safar karna aur woh bhi itne raat me aur woh bhi kisi ladki ke saath , yeh mere liye saawan ki pehli baarish hai . Ab tak toh Nishita chup karke apna muuh bandh karke baithi huwi thi par achanak se uske andar ki ladki hosh me aa gayi aur woh bolna shuru kar di .
" Do i have your permission to utter a word ? " Mujhse puch rahi hai ki kya main ek shabd bol sakti hun aur yeh puchne ki liye na -jaane kitne shabd usne istemaal kiye . Main window seat pe baithkar bus ke baahar ka nazaara dekh raha tha . Ab apne doosre bagal me baithi south indian par bilkul gori ladki ko dekhna hoga kyuki uska mood hai mujhse kaun banega crorepati khelne ka .
Agar main kahun ki no , toh kya tum nahi bologi ?
Main jaanta hun ki ladkiyon ko haan karo yaa naa karo , woh bolti dono hi case me hai toh mere jawaab ka koi arth nahi banta . Par nishita mere gusse ka shikaar nahi banna chahti hai , isiliye - " Ok ! fine . I wont say anything to you . But will you tell me why are you taking me along with you ? And that too to your home ? "
Tumhi ne toh ek baar mujhse kaha tha ki you want to feel what family is , what happens when every member of a family lives together . So i thought just to give you an experience sort of thing . Now happy na ?
Nishita ko chup karaana hai toh usko emotional karne se accha tareeka aur kuch bhi nahi . Pata nahi tha mujhko ki south ki ladkiyan itni Senti - Mantle hoti hai - " Tumne yeh mere liye kiya ? Oh ! i dnt know how to thank you even . You know i always wanted to live in my family . Mujhe bhi mummy daante aur jab mummy khafa ho jaaye toh paapa aaker mujhe dulaare . But kabhi ho na saka aisa but aaj jab main tumhare ghar pahuchungi tab mujhe bhi pata lag jaayega ki family hoti kya hai , family me rehte kaise hai . Thank you Vishnu ! Thanks a lot . "
Aaj nahi , kal . We will reach home tomorrow .
Safar dheere - dheere cut raha hai yaa phir driver bus bahut dheere chala raha hai , iska pata toh lagaana mushkil hai . Raat ke andhere me speed kam hi acchi lagti hai . Par agar itni kam speed hogi toh pata nahi shaher kab aayega ! Mera toh mann kar raha hai ki driver ki jagah khud bus chala kar shaher pahuch jaaun . Par nahi chala sakta kyuki mere paas license jo nahi hai . Nishita soo chuki hai aur soone me apne sar ko sambhaalna bhool chuki hai . Ladki din - bhar itna bol leti hai phir bhi inhe chain nahi aata hai . Soo rahi hai par phir bhi chabad - chabad muuh chala rahi hai . Pata nahi sapne me kiske saath gappe haank rahi hai . Uska sar achanak se mere kandhe pe aa gira . Pehle toh maine socha ki usko jagaa ke kahun - Ae ! apna sar apne paas rakho . Lekin jab maine usko jagaane ke liye uski taraf mudaa toh uska pyaara soota huwa maasum chehra dikha . Kitne shaanti se soo rahi hai yeh ! Isko apni koi fikr nahi hai jaise abhi ! Shayad yeh be - fikri meri wajah se hai ki main uske saath hun toh isko koi kya kar sakta hai . Uske chehre ko dekhke mera mann kiya ki aise hi sooti rahe hai , mere kandhe par sar rakh kar . Khoyi rahe apne raat ke haseen sapne me aur mere kandhe ko apna mulaayam takiya samjhkar aur bhi khoo jaaye . Iske chehre pe ek geeli muskaan hai jo uske gaalon pe sajj ke saamne aati hai aur kisi ko bhi apne vash me karne ki taaqat rakhti hai . Tabhi uska ek lamba reshmi baal uske chehre pe aa girta hai . Baal ke wajah se uski woh muskaan disturb ho rahi hai . Mujhe laga ki mujhe kuch karna chayiye taaki uski neend naa toote . Dheere - dheere apna haath badhaate huwe uske chehre par . Uska sar mere kandhe par hai aur ek baal uske chehre par jo usse neend me pareshaan kar raha hai . Maine jaise hi apne haath se uske uss ek baal ko piche kiya tabhi kambhakt bus - driver break lagaa deta hai . Aisa break jisse mere haath khud - ba - khud piche hatt gaya . Aisa break jisse bus me baithe sabhi passengers apne seat se uth hile . Aisa break jisse Nishita ki meethi neend toot gayi . Aisa break jisse nishita ka sar khud - ba khud mere kandhe pe se hatt gaya - " Hmmmm ....Kya huwa ? " Neend se jagte hi nishita ne pucha ki bus aise achanak kyun ruk gayi . Main usko kaise bataau . Mera toh dhyaan khud kaheen aur tha . Yehi sawaal nishita hi nahi balki baaki ke passengers ne bhi kiya -
" Oye ! kya huwa oye ? " Sardar ji toh seedhe driver tak pahuch gaye .
" Abe saale ! kya huwa ? " Ek local aadmi toh apni seat pe se niche gir gaya aur uthte hi conductor ko pakad liya .
" Abe Behen ke take ! gaadi chalaani nahi aati kya ? " Ek bihaari aadmi ne toh gaali tak deni shuru kar di kyuki jiske saath woh aaya hai , woh break lagte hi kisi aur ki godi me gir gayi . Jisske saath woh aaya hai woh aur koi nahi uski biwi hai .
Ab jab itne log kisi ek insaan pe toot padenge toh bechaara driver pyaar se hi bolega na .
Galat ! driver toh sabka baap nikla , bole toh dhedh shaana - " Ae Behenchodo ki manhoos aulaado ! Apun kya kare agar yeh khataara bus saali yaha bandh pad gayi . Koi maa ka doodh peeyela hai toh mard maafik aage badhen aur bus ko makhkhan lagaayen . " Jab driver baadal ki tarah sab par garzaa toh sabhi passengers ki bolti bandh ho gayi . Sardar ji apni pagdi sahi karte huwe apni seat pe baith gaye . Jo saale bolkar conductor ko pakdaa huwa tha , woh conductor ke gale lag ke sorry bolta hai . Aur jo bihaari babu the , woh toh apni biwi pe hi chillaane lage - " Tum pakad ke nahi baith sakti kya ? Ab gaadi hai toh break toh lagega na , tanik sambhaalo na ji ! "
Ab shayad mujhe apni shakti aazmaani chayiye . Bus ko toh theek kar hi sakta hun main . Engineering student hun , thoda toh show - off kar hi sakta hun . Par main yeh soch raha hun ki mujhe dekhke driver kuch anaap = shanaap na bolne lage . Par agar bus driver ke hawaale kar di toh subah tak yehi khadhe reh jaayenge hum .
Nishita ! zara hato . Main dekhta hun ki kya problem hai !
" Arre ! but what will you do ? Its a bus and tumne abhi padhaai complete kahaan kii hai engineering ki . " Nishita ne wahi kaha jo maine socha tha . Par maine usko thoda sa khas - kaate huwe , aage badhte huwe , bus se niche utraa taaki problem solve kar saku .
Niche utraa toh dekha ki bus bilkul sunsaan jagah pe ruki huwi hai . Sadak ke dono taraf sirf jungle hai . Bilkul ghana jungle , mujhe laga ki yahaan kuch gadbad hai . Mujhe jaldi se bus ko theek karna hoga . Seedhe aage ki taraf gaya toh dekha ki driver , conductor aur kuch passengers chuppi saadhe huwe khadhe hai aur engine box ko dekh rahe hai .
Kya huwa sir ?
Maine sir kehke pucha taaki kisi ko mera sawaal gussa na dilaaye . Tabhi driver apna 5 by 5 inch bada muuh kholte huwe bakta hai - " Aey Bacchu ! tu sunle ...." Isse pehle ki woh aage kuch bolta maine usko baat poori karne hi nahi di aur majaak karte huwe kaha - Kya ? Mere Dill ka yeh order ? Baatein baad me karenge , pehle mujhe zara dekh lene do ki kya jhamelaa hai .
Meri baat shayad yaha khadhe sabhi ko majaak lag rahi hai . Tabhi toh mere kuch karne ki baat sunke hi hasne lage sab . Par mujhe koshish karne ke liye jagah zaroor dedi .
Zara piche ho jaayiye please !
Maine dekha ki engine ka kuch nahi ho sakta kyuki engine ki toh pehle hi maa - behen ho chuki hai . Jagah - jagah se dhuuan nikal raha hai aur jahaan jagah nahi hai waha se bhi dhuuan nikal raha hai . Agar mechanic ke liye rukenge toh poori raat sirf yehi dekhne me lag jaayegi ki engine ke purze kaha hai aur jab purze mill jaayenge toh aadha din yeh dekhne me lag jaayega ki kaun se purze me gad - badi hai .
" Kya huwa re bacchu ! Bheja phir gaya na ? " Driver piche se meri taang khichne laga . Uske chehre se saaf pata chal raha hai ki usko ek baat ka poora bharosa hai ki main kuch nahi kar paaunga .
Ab mujhe kuch alag aur anokha karna hoga warna ho jaayega popat .
Sirf agle hi pal me maine poora kachra saaf kar diya aur bus waapis start ho gayi .
" Arre ! bacchu tune toh raaita hi phaila diya re ! Shabash ! Chalo bhai ! sab log waapis se andar chalo . Chalo chalo ! Bus theek ho geyli hai . " Driver ki khushi me hi hum sabki khushi . Bus chali , safar doobara shuru .
Aarav ne hume bus ki ticket dilaa di .
Main aur Nishita dono ab bus me baithkar gorakhpur ke liye nikal chuke hai .
Bus se safar karna aur woh bhi itne raat me aur woh bhi kisi ladki ke saath , yeh mere liye saawan ki pehli baarish hai . Ab tak toh Nishita chup karke apna muuh bandh karke baithi huwi thi par achanak se uske andar ki ladki hosh me aa gayi aur woh bolna shuru kar di .
" Do i have your permission to utter a word ? " Mujhse puch rahi hai ki kya main ek shabd bol sakti hun aur yeh puchne ki liye na -jaane kitne shabd usne istemaal kiye . Main window seat pe baithkar bus ke baahar ka nazaara dekh raha tha . Ab apne doosre bagal me baithi south indian par bilkul gori ladki ko dekhna hoga kyuki uska mood hai mujhse kaun banega crorepati khelne ka .
Agar main kahun ki no , toh kya tum nahi bologi ?
Main jaanta hun ki ladkiyon ko haan karo yaa naa karo , woh bolti dono hi case me hai toh mere jawaab ka koi arth nahi banta . Par nishita mere gusse ka shikaar nahi banna chahti hai , isiliye - " Ok ! fine . I wont say anything to you . But will you tell me why are you taking me along with you ? And that too to your home ? "
Tumhi ne toh ek baar mujhse kaha tha ki you want to feel what family is , what happens when every member of a family lives together . So i thought just to give you an experience sort of thing . Now happy na ?
Nishita ko chup karaana hai toh usko emotional karne se accha tareeka aur kuch bhi nahi . Pata nahi tha mujhko ki south ki ladkiyan itni Senti - Mantle hoti hai - " Tumne yeh mere liye kiya ? Oh ! i dnt know how to thank you even . You know i always wanted to live in my family . Mujhe bhi mummy daante aur jab mummy khafa ho jaaye toh paapa aaker mujhe dulaare . But kabhi ho na saka aisa but aaj jab main tumhare ghar pahuchungi tab mujhe bhi pata lag jaayega ki family hoti kya hai , family me rehte kaise hai . Thank you Vishnu ! Thanks a lot . "
Aaj nahi , kal . We will reach home tomorrow .
Safar dheere - dheere cut raha hai yaa phir driver bus bahut dheere chala raha hai , iska pata toh lagaana mushkil hai . Raat ke andhere me speed kam hi acchi lagti hai . Par agar itni kam speed hogi toh pata nahi shaher kab aayega ! Mera toh mann kar raha hai ki driver ki jagah khud bus chala kar shaher pahuch jaaun . Par nahi chala sakta kyuki mere paas license jo nahi hai . Nishita soo chuki hai aur soone me apne sar ko sambhaalna bhool chuki hai . Ladki din - bhar itna bol leti hai phir bhi inhe chain nahi aata hai . Soo rahi hai par phir bhi chabad - chabad muuh chala rahi hai . Pata nahi sapne me kiske saath gappe haank rahi hai . Uska sar achanak se mere kandhe pe aa gira . Pehle toh maine socha ki usko jagaa ke kahun - Ae ! apna sar apne paas rakho . Lekin jab maine usko jagaane ke liye uski taraf mudaa toh uska pyaara soota huwa maasum chehra dikha . Kitne shaanti se soo rahi hai yeh ! Isko apni koi fikr nahi hai jaise abhi ! Shayad yeh be - fikri meri wajah se hai ki main uske saath hun toh isko koi kya kar sakta hai . Uske chehre ko dekhke mera mann kiya ki aise hi sooti rahe hai , mere kandhe par sar rakh kar . Khoyi rahe apne raat ke haseen sapne me aur mere kandhe ko apna mulaayam takiya samjhkar aur bhi khoo jaaye . Iske chehre pe ek geeli muskaan hai jo uske gaalon pe sajj ke saamne aati hai aur kisi ko bhi apne vash me karne ki taaqat rakhti hai . Tabhi uska ek lamba reshmi baal uske chehre pe aa girta hai . Baal ke wajah se uski woh muskaan disturb ho rahi hai . Mujhe laga ki mujhe kuch karna chayiye taaki uski neend naa toote . Dheere - dheere apna haath badhaate huwe uske chehre par . Uska sar mere kandhe par hai aur ek baal uske chehre par jo usse neend me pareshaan kar raha hai . Maine jaise hi apne haath se uske uss ek baal ko piche kiya tabhi kambhakt bus - driver break lagaa deta hai . Aisa break jisse mere haath khud - ba - khud piche hatt gaya . Aisa break jisse bus me baithe sabhi passengers apne seat se uth hile . Aisa break jisse Nishita ki meethi neend toot gayi . Aisa break jisse nishita ka sar khud - ba khud mere kandhe pe se hatt gaya - " Hmmmm ....Kya huwa ? " Neend se jagte hi nishita ne pucha ki bus aise achanak kyun ruk gayi . Main usko kaise bataau . Mera toh dhyaan khud kaheen aur tha . Yehi sawaal nishita hi nahi balki baaki ke passengers ne bhi kiya -
" Oye ! kya huwa oye ? " Sardar ji toh seedhe driver tak pahuch gaye .
" Abe saale ! kya huwa ? " Ek local aadmi toh apni seat pe se niche gir gaya aur uthte hi conductor ko pakad liya .
" Abe Behen ke take ! gaadi chalaani nahi aati kya ? " Ek bihaari aadmi ne toh gaali tak deni shuru kar di kyuki jiske saath woh aaya hai , woh break lagte hi kisi aur ki godi me gir gayi . Jisske saath woh aaya hai woh aur koi nahi uski biwi hai .
Ab jab itne log kisi ek insaan pe toot padenge toh bechaara driver pyaar se hi bolega na .
Galat ! driver toh sabka baap nikla , bole toh dhedh shaana - " Ae Behenchodo ki manhoos aulaado ! Apun kya kare agar yeh khataara bus saali yaha bandh pad gayi . Koi maa ka doodh peeyela hai toh mard maafik aage badhen aur bus ko makhkhan lagaayen . " Jab driver baadal ki tarah sab par garzaa toh sabhi passengers ki bolti bandh ho gayi . Sardar ji apni pagdi sahi karte huwe apni seat pe baith gaye . Jo saale bolkar conductor ko pakdaa huwa tha , woh conductor ke gale lag ke sorry bolta hai . Aur jo bihaari babu the , woh toh apni biwi pe hi chillaane lage - " Tum pakad ke nahi baith sakti kya ? Ab gaadi hai toh break toh lagega na , tanik sambhaalo na ji ! "
Ab shayad mujhe apni shakti aazmaani chayiye . Bus ko toh theek kar hi sakta hun main . Engineering student hun , thoda toh show - off kar hi sakta hun . Par main yeh soch raha hun ki mujhe dekhke driver kuch anaap = shanaap na bolne lage . Par agar bus driver ke hawaale kar di toh subah tak yehi khadhe reh jaayenge hum .
Nishita ! zara hato . Main dekhta hun ki kya problem hai !
" Arre ! but what will you do ? Its a bus and tumne abhi padhaai complete kahaan kii hai engineering ki . " Nishita ne wahi kaha jo maine socha tha . Par maine usko thoda sa khas - kaate huwe , aage badhte huwe , bus se niche utraa taaki problem solve kar saku .
Niche utraa toh dekha ki bus bilkul sunsaan jagah pe ruki huwi hai . Sadak ke dono taraf sirf jungle hai . Bilkul ghana jungle , mujhe laga ki yahaan kuch gadbad hai . Mujhe jaldi se bus ko theek karna hoga . Seedhe aage ki taraf gaya toh dekha ki driver , conductor aur kuch passengers chuppi saadhe huwe khadhe hai aur engine box ko dekh rahe hai .
Kya huwa sir ?
Maine sir kehke pucha taaki kisi ko mera sawaal gussa na dilaaye . Tabhi driver apna 5 by 5 inch bada muuh kholte huwe bakta hai - " Aey Bacchu ! tu sunle ...." Isse pehle ki woh aage kuch bolta maine usko baat poori karne hi nahi di aur majaak karte huwe kaha - Kya ? Mere Dill ka yeh order ? Baatein baad me karenge , pehle mujhe zara dekh lene do ki kya jhamelaa hai .
Meri baat shayad yaha khadhe sabhi ko majaak lag rahi hai . Tabhi toh mere kuch karne ki baat sunke hi hasne lage sab . Par mujhe koshish karne ke liye jagah zaroor dedi .
Zara piche ho jaayiye please !
Maine dekha ki engine ka kuch nahi ho sakta kyuki engine ki toh pehle hi maa - behen ho chuki hai . Jagah - jagah se dhuuan nikal raha hai aur jahaan jagah nahi hai waha se bhi dhuuan nikal raha hai . Agar mechanic ke liye rukenge toh poori raat sirf yehi dekhne me lag jaayegi ki engine ke purze kaha hai aur jab purze mill jaayenge toh aadha din yeh dekhne me lag jaayega ki kaun se purze me gad - badi hai .
" Kya huwa re bacchu ! Bheja phir gaya na ? " Driver piche se meri taang khichne laga . Uske chehre se saaf pata chal raha hai ki usko ek baat ka poora bharosa hai ki main kuch nahi kar paaunga .
Ab mujhe kuch alag aur anokha karna hoga warna ho jaayega popat .
Sirf agle hi pal me maine poora kachra saaf kar diya aur bus waapis start ho gayi .
" Arre ! bacchu tune toh raaita hi phaila diya re ! Shabash ! Chalo bhai ! sab log waapis se andar chalo . Chalo chalo ! Bus theek ho geyli hai . " Driver ki khushi me hi hum sabki khushi . Bus chali , safar doobara shuru .
Sunday, 10 July 2011
Untitled Story - The Hostel Kaios !!!
Idhar main aur aarav hostel ke baahar pahuch gaye . Abhi raat ke 8:15 baje hai . Hum hostel ke baahar main gate pe chhupke khadhe hai taaki hume watchman na dekh le . Waise har baar hum watchman se nahi chupte hai par iss baar isiliye chup rahe hai kyuki woh girl's hostel ka watchman hai . Usne hume dekh liya toh humari tai - tai phish kar dega . Hum andar jaane hi waale the kii tabhi ek car aaker gate pe rukti hai .
Baap re ! jaldi road - side aa .
Isse pehle ki car se aaya mehmaan hume wahaan dekh leta , hum fauran kinaare jaaker chhup gaye . Main kinaare khadha hoker bas car waale ka wahaan se jaane ka intezaar kar raha hun . Jaise hi woh jaayega , main andar chala jaaunga .
" Hey ! yeh new entry kaun hai yaar ? " Aarav bhi mere bagal me hi chhupa huwa hai aur jab uss car se ek ladka baahar aata hai . Dekhne me ekdum jabraadu aur kapdo se kisi rayis - jyade ki aulaad lag raha hai . Agar yeh college aa gaya toh ladkiyan toh mar - mitengi ispar . Khair ! fizool baaton ka koi fayda nahi abhi .
Woh ladka car se nikal kar seedhe girl's hostel me ghus gaya . Usko dekhke mujhe kuch alag se laga . Aisa jaise ki woh koi wajah se yahaan aaya hai , aur wajah aisi jo shaitaani hai . Par maine jo kaam jyada zaroori hai uspe dhyaan diya . Mujhe nishita ko lena hai . Jaise hi woh andar ghusa , aarav bhi andar jaane laga main gate se par maine usko waapis piche khich liya .
Ruko ! agar yahaan se gaye toh pakde jaayenge . Back Entry leni hogi !
Aarav waapis aaya aur phir humne uss ladke pe jyada dhyaan na dete huwe uski car ke piche se hote huwe , hostel ke piche waale gate pe chal diye .
" Tujhe lagta hai ki waha koi nahi hoga ? " Aarav ne chalte - chalte pucha ki piche bhi koi nahi hoga . Main tabhi ruka aur aankhein bandh kii taaki yeh dekh saku ki piche koi hai ki nahi . Phir maine dimaag se tarange waha tak bheji jisse mujhe yahaan kya hai aur kaun hai sab dikhne laga . Tasveerein bilkul saaf toh nahi hai par jitni bhi hai usse yeh poora pata chalta hai hai ki wahaan iss waqt koi nahi hai .
Haan ! No one is there at the moment . Lets go now .
Meri baaton pe vishwas karke aarav mere saath chalne laga . Hum jyada der na karte huwe uske room ke piche ke area me pahuch gaye . Par ab yeh sochna hai ki hum dono nishita ke room me kaise pahuchenge .
" Yaar ! hum room tak kaise jaayenge ? Her room is on the second floor , man ! " Aarav ko jo problem nazar aayi , wahi problem mere samne bhi hai . Dusri manzil tak jaana aur woh bhi deewar se chadhke , bina kisi ki madad ke bagair toh kisi bhi aam insaan ke liye naa - mumkin hai . Aarav toh yeh karne ka soch bhi nahi sakta .
Aisa karte hai , tu yaheen niche wait kar mera .
Maine aarav ko yaheen rukne ko kaha taaki main akele upar jaa saku par aarav aise hi thodi maanne wala hai - " Main niche wait karu ? Means you are gonna creep up to her room like this ? Are you gone mad ? " Kisi bhi insaan ko meri baat pagalpan hi lagegi . Upar chadhna bahut mushkil hai . Par na toh main aam hun aur na hi main insaan hun . Mere liye yeh bahut asaan hai par main ekdum se chadh bhi nahi sakta kyuki aarav bhi mere saath hai . Mujhe usko khud se dur bhejna hoga , par kaise ?
I can creep up idiot . You better go and stand near the turn and just see if anybody is coming . Ab i am going up .
Aarav jyada argue na karke deewar ke ant pe khadha ho gaya aur nazar rakhne laga ki kaheen koi aa toh nahi raha hai . Main pipe ke sahaare upar chadhne laga .
Woh handsome sa ladka , jiske chehre se hi ameeri jhalak rahi hai , woh girl's hostel me ghoom raha hai . Kamaal ki baat toh yeh hai ki usko watchman ne roka bhi nahi . Woh shayad kisi ki talaash me hai yahaan . Idhar - udhar uski nazrein kisi ki firaak me hai . Par woh kise lene aaya hai ? Woh niche hostel ke floor pe kadam badhaate jaa raha hai aur idhar - udhar dekh raha hai . Hostel ka koi bhi staff member usko rok nahi raha hai . Woh aage badh raha hai aur ek kinaare Kumbhi baitha hai apne kursi par . Ab toh kumbhi usko pakdega hi . Par woh apni kursi pe se khadha hota hai aur usko uthke namaste karta hai - " Sir ! Namaste sir . Welcome sir ! "
Kabhi kumbhi ko kisi ko salaam karte nahi dekha tha kisi ne . Abhi bhi kisi ne nahi dekha siwaay uss handsome ladke ke jiske liye salaam aaya hai . Woh kumbhi ko ek muskaan dete huwe aage badhta gaya . Woh lagaataar kisi ko dhundhta chal raha hai . Par shayad jisse milne woh aaya hai usko woh pehchaanta nahi . Uske jooton ki aawaaz itni kadak hai ki sheesha tootne jitni saaf hai . Phir uske samne se SMS guzarta hai . Sms ko toh kuch puchna chayiye ki kaun hai , kaha se aaya hai aur kaha jaa raha hai par woh toh kumbhi se jyada paltu vyavhaar karne laga . " Sahab ! aap yahaan ? Aayiye , aayiye . Poora hostel ghoom lijiye aap . Please ! " Woh ladka apni tight black shining trousers se ek 500 ka note nikaalta hai aur sms ke haath me pakdaata hai . Sms note leke uska shukriya karte huwe chala jaata hai - " Thank you sahab ! " Sms note paker apne chehre par 24 * 24 ka muskaan lekar chala jaata hai .
Phir uss ladke ki talaash shuru . Har room ke darwaaze ko aise taak raha hai jaise ki baahar se hi sab dekh sakta hai . Uski aankhon me ek ajeeb sa junoon hai jo na - jaane kaha se aaya hai . Woh poora niche talaash chuka hai par usko apni manzil nahi mill rahi . Tabhi uska cell phone vibrate karne lagta hai uske tight black shininh trousers ki daayi pocket me . Woh apna cell phone nikaalta hai aur uspar call " Dad " naam se aa raha hai . Uski ungli pehle call attend ke button pe jaati hai par woh attend button dabaata nahi hai . Phir tabhi uski ungli call reject button pe jaati hai aur woh call reject kar ke apna cell phone phir se apne pocket me rakh leta hai . Agar call uske dad ka tha toh usne uthaaya kyun nahi ? Khair ! uski talaash abhi bhi jaari hai . Umar se toh koi college going student hi lagta hai par shayad bade ghar se taalluk rakhta hai tabhi toh saara staff usko pehchaanta hai aur maan bhi raha hai . Uska rutbaa toh suraj ki roshini ki tarah phaila huwa hai . Ab woh dheere - dheere pehli manzil pe pahuch gaya aur waha bhi har room ko baahar se hi chalte huwe check kar raha hai . Tabhi unhi kitne rooms me se kisi ek room se ek hostel ki ladki baahar nikalti hai . Woh ladke ke saamne se aa rahi hai . Ladke ki nazar uspar padti hai . Isse pehle ki woh uss ladki ko rok kar kuch puchta , uss ladki ne khud hi puch liya - " Hey ! who you ? Dont you see this is a girl's hostel ? Who the hell are you haan ? " Yeh huwi na baat ! Koi nahi toh yeh ladki sahi . Usne bilkul sahi sawaal kiya hai .
Ladki ki baat sunkar uss ladke ko zara sa bhi asar nahi huwa . Uski aankhon me ab - bhi ghamand nazar aa raha hai aur woh seedhe - seedhe apne kaam ki baat karta hai - " Listen ! apni chhonchh apne jeb me rakho . Mujhe jyada bolne waali ladkiyaan bilkul pasand nahi aur jab koi ladki mere muuh pe jyada bolne lagti hai toh I know how to shut them up . "
Uski zubaan itni kadwi niklegi yeh toh uss ladki ne socha bhi nahi hoga . Par woh ladki bhi jhalli hai - " Apna yeh arrogance apni mom ko dikhaana , samjhe ? You are very rude and disgusting and ...." Woh ladki abhi bol hi rahi thi ki uss handsome ladke ne usse apni ore khichke usko kiss karne laga . Yeh kya kar raha hai woh ? Sahi kaha tha ki usko ladki ko chup karaana aata hai . Kiss ke baad woh ladki toh bilkul alag hi behave karne lagi . Uska gussa toh dilkash adaaon me tabdeel ho gayi - " Hmmm ! Tum toh bade serial kisser nikle . By the way ! yahaan kyun aaye ho ? " Pehle bhi yehi sawaal kiya tha ladki ne . Par pehle aur abki baari me ek antar hai . Pehle jab yeh sawaal pucha tha toh gusse se pucha tha aur ab jo yeh sawaal kiya hai toh pyaar se kiya hai . Ladke ne usko apni baahon me kas liya aur uske chehre ke kareeb aaker kaha - " Main yahaan nishita naam ki ladki ko search karne aaya hun . Mujhe bataogi woh kaun se room me rehti hai ? " Ladki bhi usko rokti nahi ab aur uske kaano me kehti hai - " Nishita ? That girl from south ? She lives on the second floor . "
Jo pata karna tha woh ladke ko pata chal gaya hai - " Thanks sweety ! "
" Need some more info ? "
" Jab aage mood karega toh zaroor lunga . See you some other time baby ! " Itna kehke woh ladka aage badhne lagta hai second floor par .
Idhar main nishita ke room me khidhki se ghusta hun toh dekhta hun ki nishita nahi hai yahaan . Priya bed pe doosri taraf muuh karke leti huwi hai . Uske haath me uska cell phone hai aur kaano me ear - plugs . Matlab jab tak dekhegi nahi tab tak usko pata nahi chalega ki main room ke andar hun . Usne sleeveless top pehan rakha hai jo kamar tak aate -aate khatam ho jaata hai aur usse bhi chote shorts hai jo kisi mini - skirt se kam nahi hai . Ab pata chala ki aarav priya ko hot kyu kehta hai ! Arre ! main bhi kaha khoo gaya ?
Main ahista - ahista uske paas jaaker uske kaan se ear - plugs nikaalta hun . Priya turant ghabraa kar bed ke dusri side kud jaati hai - " Vishnu tum ? Tum itni raat gaye room me kya kar rahe ho ? And leave this , tum iss room me enter kab kiye ? Oh God ! tum kaha se aaye andar ? Howcome i did not noticed you ? Oh my god ! agar kisi ne tumhe aate dekh liya hota toh kya hota ? " Woh toh nishita se bhi jyada sawaal karne lagi . Nishita itna toh nahi puchti mere se . Maine priya ko chup karne ke liye uske muuh pe apna haath rakh diya taaki woh aur sawaal na kar sake .
Suno meri baat aur dhyaan se suno . Main nishita ko lene aaya hun for a holiday trip aur woh bhi abhi , issi waqt . Kaha hai ?
" Kaun kaha hai ? "
Nishita kaha hai ?
" Woh washroom me hai . " Yeh huwi na baat ! bina kuch puche bas jawaab deti jaa rahi hai . Par agar priya room me hi rahegi toh main nishita se baat nahi kar paaunga . Usko bhi baahar bhejna hoga . Isko aarav ke paas bhej deta hun .
Niche aarav bhi khadha hai . Go and catch him !
" Kya aarav bhi aaya hai ? I m going . " Priya turant bed se utar kar room se baahar bhaag jaati hai taaki aarav se mill sake .
Jaise priya door ko kholke baahar jaati hai main door bandh karta hun aur intezaar kar raha hun nishita ke baahar aane ka . Par mujhe jyada intezaar nahi karna pada kyuki darwaaza khulne aur bandh hone ki aawaaz sunke nishita andar se bolte huwe baahar aati hai - " Priyu , kya huwa ? " Aage kuch bolti par bolti bandh ho gayi kyuki saamne main jo khadha hun , priya ki jagah . Mujhe dekhke nishita poori had - badaa jaati hai . Aise kaanpne lagi jaise usko 105 degree bukhaar ho . Loo se nikalte samne main dikhunga , aisa toh sapne me bhi nahi socha hoga usne . Dheere - dheere anaap - shanaap bad - badaane lagi - " Viiii ..viiii ...sh ..nuuuu.....Tttttuuuu.....tuu.....ummm ......? "
Nishita ke baal geele hai . Uske lambe khule baal paani se bheege huwe hai aur aadhe chehre pe bikhre huwe hai . Chehre pe ajeeb si sharamo - haya hai jo sirf ek ladki hi bayaan kar sakti hai . Loo se nikali huwi ek ladki agar kisi ladke ko apne saamne paayegi toh zaahir si baat hai ki sharmaa jaayegi . Usne kapde bhi kam se kam pehne huwe hai .
Woh kya main tak usko aisi haalat me dekh kar sharma gaya . Par abhi sharm - varm ka samay nahi hai humaare paas . Main uske paas jaane laga . Mujhe apni taraf aate dekh woh piche hatne lagi .
Ghabrao mat ! Hume abhi nikalna hai . Issi waqt .
Meri baat sunke nishita aur bhi jyada confused ho gayi - " Kaha nikalna hai ? Itni raat me kaha jaana hai hume ? "
Dont ask any more questions nishita ! Main jo keh raha hun , sirf itna karo .
Nishita toh apni jagah pe hi chipak gayi . Maine uske bed ke niche se uska bag nikaala aur bed pe rakh diya - Jaldi ! apna saara saamaan isme pack karo aur chalo mere saath . C'mon ! Hurry up !
Jab maine doosri baar bola tab nishita ne hilna shuru kiya . Woh hilte - dulte apne bag me apne kapde rakhne lagi aur packing karte - karte - " But where are we going this time ? "
Hum GORAKHPUR jaa rahe hai , mere ghar .
Iske baad nishita ne ek sawaal tak nahi kiya aur humne bags pack kar liye . Ab baari hai room se , hostel se baahar nikalne ki . Par hum darwaaze se nahi jaa sakte . Mujhe hi kuch karna hoga . Maine nishita ko apne back pe uthaa liya aur kaha - Apni aankhein bandh karlo . We are gonna descend down .
Nishita ne apni aankhein bandh karli aur maine usko apne piche uthaake pipe se utar kar baahar aa gaya .
Lets go now !
Udhar humaare room se jaate hi woh handsome sa ladka nishita ke room me aata hai . Woh room me aate hi idhar - udhar ek tak me dekhta hai par usko koi nahi dikhta hai kyuki priya niche hai aur nishita vishnu ke paas . Jab usko koi room me nahi dikhta hai toh uske chehre pe jo ek calmness dikh rahi thi woh udd jaati hai . Woh gusse me aage badhta hai room ke andar . Andar dekhta hai ki room ki khidhki khuli huwi hai . Khidhki pe parda hawa ke kaaran charo ore udd raha hai . Woh khidhki pe aata hai aur khidhki se baahar dekhne lagta hai . Tabhi uske tight black shining trousers ke jeb me uska cell phone phir se vibrate karne lagta hai . Woh cell phone nikaalta hai . Call phir se uske dad ka hai . Par iss baari usne call uthaaya -
" Hello dad ! .......
No dad ! mujhe woh ladki nahi milli .......
She is already gone with him ......
Okay Dad ! I will see that ! "
Uske baaton se toh lagta hai ki woh nishita aur vishnu dono ko hi jaanta hai . Khidhki ke baahar jhaakte huwe woh khud se kehta hai - " Though you are gone far from me , i will snatch you from everything , Nishita . And this is the promise of Vikram Somdev Rathore , asli rajput hun main . Jo vaada khud se kiya hai , woh sabke saamne poora karunga . I promise ! "
Baap re ! jaldi road - side aa .
Isse pehle ki car se aaya mehmaan hume wahaan dekh leta , hum fauran kinaare jaaker chhup gaye . Main kinaare khadha hoker bas car waale ka wahaan se jaane ka intezaar kar raha hun . Jaise hi woh jaayega , main andar chala jaaunga .
" Hey ! yeh new entry kaun hai yaar ? " Aarav bhi mere bagal me hi chhupa huwa hai aur jab uss car se ek ladka baahar aata hai . Dekhne me ekdum jabraadu aur kapdo se kisi rayis - jyade ki aulaad lag raha hai . Agar yeh college aa gaya toh ladkiyan toh mar - mitengi ispar . Khair ! fizool baaton ka koi fayda nahi abhi .
Woh ladka car se nikal kar seedhe girl's hostel me ghus gaya . Usko dekhke mujhe kuch alag se laga . Aisa jaise ki woh koi wajah se yahaan aaya hai , aur wajah aisi jo shaitaani hai . Par maine jo kaam jyada zaroori hai uspe dhyaan diya . Mujhe nishita ko lena hai . Jaise hi woh andar ghusa , aarav bhi andar jaane laga main gate se par maine usko waapis piche khich liya .
Ruko ! agar yahaan se gaye toh pakde jaayenge . Back Entry leni hogi !
Aarav waapis aaya aur phir humne uss ladke pe jyada dhyaan na dete huwe uski car ke piche se hote huwe , hostel ke piche waale gate pe chal diye .
" Tujhe lagta hai ki waha koi nahi hoga ? " Aarav ne chalte - chalte pucha ki piche bhi koi nahi hoga . Main tabhi ruka aur aankhein bandh kii taaki yeh dekh saku ki piche koi hai ki nahi . Phir maine dimaag se tarange waha tak bheji jisse mujhe yahaan kya hai aur kaun hai sab dikhne laga . Tasveerein bilkul saaf toh nahi hai par jitni bhi hai usse yeh poora pata chalta hai hai ki wahaan iss waqt koi nahi hai .
Haan ! No one is there at the moment . Lets go now .
Meri baaton pe vishwas karke aarav mere saath chalne laga . Hum jyada der na karte huwe uske room ke piche ke area me pahuch gaye . Par ab yeh sochna hai ki hum dono nishita ke room me kaise pahuchenge .
" Yaar ! hum room tak kaise jaayenge ? Her room is on the second floor , man ! " Aarav ko jo problem nazar aayi , wahi problem mere samne bhi hai . Dusri manzil tak jaana aur woh bhi deewar se chadhke , bina kisi ki madad ke bagair toh kisi bhi aam insaan ke liye naa - mumkin hai . Aarav toh yeh karne ka soch bhi nahi sakta .
Aisa karte hai , tu yaheen niche wait kar mera .
Maine aarav ko yaheen rukne ko kaha taaki main akele upar jaa saku par aarav aise hi thodi maanne wala hai - " Main niche wait karu ? Means you are gonna creep up to her room like this ? Are you gone mad ? " Kisi bhi insaan ko meri baat pagalpan hi lagegi . Upar chadhna bahut mushkil hai . Par na toh main aam hun aur na hi main insaan hun . Mere liye yeh bahut asaan hai par main ekdum se chadh bhi nahi sakta kyuki aarav bhi mere saath hai . Mujhe usko khud se dur bhejna hoga , par kaise ?
I can creep up idiot . You better go and stand near the turn and just see if anybody is coming . Ab i am going up .
Aarav jyada argue na karke deewar ke ant pe khadha ho gaya aur nazar rakhne laga ki kaheen koi aa toh nahi raha hai . Main pipe ke sahaare upar chadhne laga .
Woh handsome sa ladka , jiske chehre se hi ameeri jhalak rahi hai , woh girl's hostel me ghoom raha hai . Kamaal ki baat toh yeh hai ki usko watchman ne roka bhi nahi . Woh shayad kisi ki talaash me hai yahaan . Idhar - udhar uski nazrein kisi ki firaak me hai . Par woh kise lene aaya hai ? Woh niche hostel ke floor pe kadam badhaate jaa raha hai aur idhar - udhar dekh raha hai . Hostel ka koi bhi staff member usko rok nahi raha hai . Woh aage badh raha hai aur ek kinaare Kumbhi baitha hai apne kursi par . Ab toh kumbhi usko pakdega hi . Par woh apni kursi pe se khadha hota hai aur usko uthke namaste karta hai - " Sir ! Namaste sir . Welcome sir ! "
Kabhi kumbhi ko kisi ko salaam karte nahi dekha tha kisi ne . Abhi bhi kisi ne nahi dekha siwaay uss handsome ladke ke jiske liye salaam aaya hai . Woh kumbhi ko ek muskaan dete huwe aage badhta gaya . Woh lagaataar kisi ko dhundhta chal raha hai . Par shayad jisse milne woh aaya hai usko woh pehchaanta nahi . Uske jooton ki aawaaz itni kadak hai ki sheesha tootne jitni saaf hai . Phir uske samne se SMS guzarta hai . Sms ko toh kuch puchna chayiye ki kaun hai , kaha se aaya hai aur kaha jaa raha hai par woh toh kumbhi se jyada paltu vyavhaar karne laga . " Sahab ! aap yahaan ? Aayiye , aayiye . Poora hostel ghoom lijiye aap . Please ! " Woh ladka apni tight black shining trousers se ek 500 ka note nikaalta hai aur sms ke haath me pakdaata hai . Sms note leke uska shukriya karte huwe chala jaata hai - " Thank you sahab ! " Sms note paker apne chehre par 24 * 24 ka muskaan lekar chala jaata hai .
Phir uss ladke ki talaash shuru . Har room ke darwaaze ko aise taak raha hai jaise ki baahar se hi sab dekh sakta hai . Uski aankhon me ek ajeeb sa junoon hai jo na - jaane kaha se aaya hai . Woh poora niche talaash chuka hai par usko apni manzil nahi mill rahi . Tabhi uska cell phone vibrate karne lagta hai uske tight black shininh trousers ki daayi pocket me . Woh apna cell phone nikaalta hai aur uspar call " Dad " naam se aa raha hai . Uski ungli pehle call attend ke button pe jaati hai par woh attend button dabaata nahi hai . Phir tabhi uski ungli call reject button pe jaati hai aur woh call reject kar ke apna cell phone phir se apne pocket me rakh leta hai . Agar call uske dad ka tha toh usne uthaaya kyun nahi ? Khair ! uski talaash abhi bhi jaari hai . Umar se toh koi college going student hi lagta hai par shayad bade ghar se taalluk rakhta hai tabhi toh saara staff usko pehchaanta hai aur maan bhi raha hai . Uska rutbaa toh suraj ki roshini ki tarah phaila huwa hai . Ab woh dheere - dheere pehli manzil pe pahuch gaya aur waha bhi har room ko baahar se hi chalte huwe check kar raha hai . Tabhi unhi kitne rooms me se kisi ek room se ek hostel ki ladki baahar nikalti hai . Woh ladke ke saamne se aa rahi hai . Ladke ki nazar uspar padti hai . Isse pehle ki woh uss ladki ko rok kar kuch puchta , uss ladki ne khud hi puch liya - " Hey ! who you ? Dont you see this is a girl's hostel ? Who the hell are you haan ? " Yeh huwi na baat ! Koi nahi toh yeh ladki sahi . Usne bilkul sahi sawaal kiya hai .
Ladki ki baat sunkar uss ladke ko zara sa bhi asar nahi huwa . Uski aankhon me ab - bhi ghamand nazar aa raha hai aur woh seedhe - seedhe apne kaam ki baat karta hai - " Listen ! apni chhonchh apne jeb me rakho . Mujhe jyada bolne waali ladkiyaan bilkul pasand nahi aur jab koi ladki mere muuh pe jyada bolne lagti hai toh I know how to shut them up . "
Uski zubaan itni kadwi niklegi yeh toh uss ladki ne socha bhi nahi hoga . Par woh ladki bhi jhalli hai - " Apna yeh arrogance apni mom ko dikhaana , samjhe ? You are very rude and disgusting and ...." Woh ladki abhi bol hi rahi thi ki uss handsome ladke ne usse apni ore khichke usko kiss karne laga . Yeh kya kar raha hai woh ? Sahi kaha tha ki usko ladki ko chup karaana aata hai . Kiss ke baad woh ladki toh bilkul alag hi behave karne lagi . Uska gussa toh dilkash adaaon me tabdeel ho gayi - " Hmmm ! Tum toh bade serial kisser nikle . By the way ! yahaan kyun aaye ho ? " Pehle bhi yehi sawaal kiya tha ladki ne . Par pehle aur abki baari me ek antar hai . Pehle jab yeh sawaal pucha tha toh gusse se pucha tha aur ab jo yeh sawaal kiya hai toh pyaar se kiya hai . Ladke ne usko apni baahon me kas liya aur uske chehre ke kareeb aaker kaha - " Main yahaan nishita naam ki ladki ko search karne aaya hun . Mujhe bataogi woh kaun se room me rehti hai ? " Ladki bhi usko rokti nahi ab aur uske kaano me kehti hai - " Nishita ? That girl from south ? She lives on the second floor . "
Jo pata karna tha woh ladke ko pata chal gaya hai - " Thanks sweety ! "
" Need some more info ? "
" Jab aage mood karega toh zaroor lunga . See you some other time baby ! " Itna kehke woh ladka aage badhne lagta hai second floor par .
Idhar main nishita ke room me khidhki se ghusta hun toh dekhta hun ki nishita nahi hai yahaan . Priya bed pe doosri taraf muuh karke leti huwi hai . Uske haath me uska cell phone hai aur kaano me ear - plugs . Matlab jab tak dekhegi nahi tab tak usko pata nahi chalega ki main room ke andar hun . Usne sleeveless top pehan rakha hai jo kamar tak aate -aate khatam ho jaata hai aur usse bhi chote shorts hai jo kisi mini - skirt se kam nahi hai . Ab pata chala ki aarav priya ko hot kyu kehta hai ! Arre ! main bhi kaha khoo gaya ?
Main ahista - ahista uske paas jaaker uske kaan se ear - plugs nikaalta hun . Priya turant ghabraa kar bed ke dusri side kud jaati hai - " Vishnu tum ? Tum itni raat gaye room me kya kar rahe ho ? And leave this , tum iss room me enter kab kiye ? Oh God ! tum kaha se aaye andar ? Howcome i did not noticed you ? Oh my god ! agar kisi ne tumhe aate dekh liya hota toh kya hota ? " Woh toh nishita se bhi jyada sawaal karne lagi . Nishita itna toh nahi puchti mere se . Maine priya ko chup karne ke liye uske muuh pe apna haath rakh diya taaki woh aur sawaal na kar sake .
Suno meri baat aur dhyaan se suno . Main nishita ko lene aaya hun for a holiday trip aur woh bhi abhi , issi waqt . Kaha hai ?
" Kaun kaha hai ? "
Nishita kaha hai ?
" Woh washroom me hai . " Yeh huwi na baat ! bina kuch puche bas jawaab deti jaa rahi hai . Par agar priya room me hi rahegi toh main nishita se baat nahi kar paaunga . Usko bhi baahar bhejna hoga . Isko aarav ke paas bhej deta hun .
Niche aarav bhi khadha hai . Go and catch him !
" Kya aarav bhi aaya hai ? I m going . " Priya turant bed se utar kar room se baahar bhaag jaati hai taaki aarav se mill sake .
Jaise priya door ko kholke baahar jaati hai main door bandh karta hun aur intezaar kar raha hun nishita ke baahar aane ka . Par mujhe jyada intezaar nahi karna pada kyuki darwaaza khulne aur bandh hone ki aawaaz sunke nishita andar se bolte huwe baahar aati hai - " Priyu , kya huwa ? " Aage kuch bolti par bolti bandh ho gayi kyuki saamne main jo khadha hun , priya ki jagah . Mujhe dekhke nishita poori had - badaa jaati hai . Aise kaanpne lagi jaise usko 105 degree bukhaar ho . Loo se nikalte samne main dikhunga , aisa toh sapne me bhi nahi socha hoga usne . Dheere - dheere anaap - shanaap bad - badaane lagi - " Viiii ..viiii ...sh ..nuuuu.....Tttttuuuu.....tuu.....ummm ......? "
Nishita ke baal geele hai . Uske lambe khule baal paani se bheege huwe hai aur aadhe chehre pe bikhre huwe hai . Chehre pe ajeeb si sharamo - haya hai jo sirf ek ladki hi bayaan kar sakti hai . Loo se nikali huwi ek ladki agar kisi ladke ko apne saamne paayegi toh zaahir si baat hai ki sharmaa jaayegi . Usne kapde bhi kam se kam pehne huwe hai .
Woh kya main tak usko aisi haalat me dekh kar sharma gaya . Par abhi sharm - varm ka samay nahi hai humaare paas . Main uske paas jaane laga . Mujhe apni taraf aate dekh woh piche hatne lagi .
Ghabrao mat ! Hume abhi nikalna hai . Issi waqt .
Meri baat sunke nishita aur bhi jyada confused ho gayi - " Kaha nikalna hai ? Itni raat me kaha jaana hai hume ? "
Dont ask any more questions nishita ! Main jo keh raha hun , sirf itna karo .
Nishita toh apni jagah pe hi chipak gayi . Maine uske bed ke niche se uska bag nikaala aur bed pe rakh diya - Jaldi ! apna saara saamaan isme pack karo aur chalo mere saath . C'mon ! Hurry up !
Jab maine doosri baar bola tab nishita ne hilna shuru kiya . Woh hilte - dulte apne bag me apne kapde rakhne lagi aur packing karte - karte - " But where are we going this time ? "
Hum GORAKHPUR jaa rahe hai , mere ghar .
Iske baad nishita ne ek sawaal tak nahi kiya aur humne bags pack kar liye . Ab baari hai room se , hostel se baahar nikalne ki . Par hum darwaaze se nahi jaa sakte . Mujhe hi kuch karna hoga . Maine nishita ko apne back pe uthaa liya aur kaha - Apni aankhein bandh karlo . We are gonna descend down .
Nishita ne apni aankhein bandh karli aur maine usko apne piche uthaake pipe se utar kar baahar aa gaya .
Lets go now !
Udhar humaare room se jaate hi woh handsome sa ladka nishita ke room me aata hai . Woh room me aate hi idhar - udhar ek tak me dekhta hai par usko koi nahi dikhta hai kyuki priya niche hai aur nishita vishnu ke paas . Jab usko koi room me nahi dikhta hai toh uske chehre pe jo ek calmness dikh rahi thi woh udd jaati hai . Woh gusse me aage badhta hai room ke andar . Andar dekhta hai ki room ki khidhki khuli huwi hai . Khidhki pe parda hawa ke kaaran charo ore udd raha hai . Woh khidhki pe aata hai aur khidhki se baahar dekhne lagta hai . Tabhi uske tight black shining trousers ke jeb me uska cell phone phir se vibrate karne lagta hai . Woh cell phone nikaalta hai . Call phir se uske dad ka hai . Par iss baari usne call uthaaya -
" Hello dad ! .......
No dad ! mujhe woh ladki nahi milli .......
She is already gone with him ......
Okay Dad ! I will see that ! "
Uske baaton se toh lagta hai ki woh nishita aur vishnu dono ko hi jaanta hai . Khidhki ke baahar jhaakte huwe woh khud se kehta hai - " Though you are gone far from me , i will snatch you from everything , Nishita . And this is the promise of Vikram Somdev Rathore , asli rajput hun main . Jo vaada khud se kiya hai , woh sabke saamne poora karunga . I promise ! "
Friday, 8 July 2011
DOes it annoy you when a person is eating & you can hear them chew really loudly?
I feel lyk spittng over my food on his face
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Untitled Story - The Covenant of EUE :
" So , I guess ki humaari deal pakki ? "
Principal Orkut aur koi anjaan aadmi office me na jaane kis vishay pe charche kar rahe hai . Tabhi sms hamesha ki tarah bina darwaaza khat - khataaye office me ghus jaata hai . Orkut ko toh sms ki yeh aadat ki aadat ho chuki hai par na jaane kyun sms ke andar aate hi uss anjaan aadmi ke chehre se hansi gayab ho gayi aur woh kisi gussail chote bacche ki tarah chilla kar bola - " Hey You ! Tum . Idhar aao ! "
Sms toh sirf table pe rakhi chaai ki pyaali ko lene aaya tha par usko kya pata ki uska saamne ek aise ajnabi se hoga jo ki uska aana bilkul pasand nahi karega . Thoda darte huwe sms uske paas jaaker bola - " Ji sir ! "
Sms ki sehmi huwi aawaaz sunke koi bhi pighal jaata par woh aadmi jiske chehre pe gussa sajaa huwa hai aur uss gusse se kayi gunaa jyada bhara huwa hai ghamand . Na jaane kis baat ka ghuroor hai par saaf - saaf nazar aa raha hai uska ghuroor . Ussi gusse ke saath usne sms ko fatkaara - " Yeh naukri jo tum kar rahe ho , kya iske paise tumhe nahi milte hai ? "
Ajeeb sawaal hai par jiss lahajje me pucha gaya , uss hisaab se seedha - seedha jawaab banta - " Ji ! Milti hai tankhwaah . "
Orkut iss samay bilkul chup - chap khadhe hai aur sms ko sunte huwe sirf sun rahe hai . Par sunaane wala aadmi - " Aainda se kabhi bhi office me bina darwaaza khat - khataaye ghusa toh jo kapde pehanke tum andar aaye ho na , woh khadhe - khadhe utarwa dunga . Samjha ?" Sms darr ke maare sar hilaa ke haan kehta hai . Woh aadmi usko darwaaze ki taraf ishaara karta hai aur - " Ab jaa ! " Sms bina chaai ki pyaali liye baahar chala jaata hai . Dekhne me toh woh aadmi bahut rutbe waala maalum pad raha hai . Usne kaala coat pehan rakha hai aur usko compliment dene ke liye ek laal tie jo uske gambhirta ko sirf kapdo se hi darsha rahe hai . Uske samne toh orkut ki bhi zubaan pe taala sa lag gaya ho jaise - " Sir ! kaha aap third umpire pe dhyaan de rahe hai . Match pe dhyaan dete hai , please ! "
Jab orkut ne apne cricket ke andaaz me uss aadmi ko kaam ki baat karne ko kaha toh uski nazrein orkut pe gayi . Woh bhuri tej nazrein jinse yeh lagta hai ki woh nirbhay hai , jisse kisi baat ka darr nahi hai , jiske upar koi nahi ho , jisme sab kuch haasil karne ki chahat hai . Uski nazrein orkut ki nazron ko niche dekhne par majboor kar deti hai . Woh phir se ussi tareeke se orkut se kehta hai - " Bell bajaa ke uss ladke ko phir se bulaao . "
Bina ek sawaal kiye orkut ghanti bajaate hai . Phir agle hi pal me koi darwaaze pe aaker knock karta hai . Orkut andar se bolte hai - " Come in ! "
Par darwaaza khol ke andar sms hi aata hai kyuki orkut ne bell bajaake usko bulaaya jo tha . Uss ajnabee ke daant ka asar sms pe saaf dikh raha hai - " Ji Sir ! aapne bulaaya ? "
Sms ko andar aane ka tareeka ek hi pal me sikha diya usne . Jo kaam itne saalo se nahi huwa , woh kaam uss aadmi ne bas kuch shabdo me hi kar diya - " Idhar aao aur yeh cup yahaan se le jaao . "
Sms phir se usko sunte hi sahem sa gaya aur dabe paav aage badhke cup uthaata hai . Woh toh itna daraa huwa hai ki chalne ki bhi aawaaz nahi kar raha ab . Magar abhi kuch aur bhi hai jo uss ajnabee ne karna hai . Jaise hi sms cup uthaata hai woh sms ko rokta hai - " Thehro ! " , apne jeb me haath daalta hai . Usme se apna wallet nikaalta hai aur ek 500 rupaiye ka note sms ko deta hai . Paise leke sms ke chehre pe rangat laut aati hai - " Shukriya sir ji ! " aur phir bina aawaaz kiya waapis chala jaata hai .
Orkut uske vyavhaar se samajh gaya ki yeh tedhi kheer hai . Seedhi ungli se kaam nahi chalega . Orkut apni kursi pe baithke phir se usko kaam pe aane ko kehte hai - " Sir ! hum pitch pe aaye ? "
Iss baar uski aankhon me haiwaaniyat ki jagah rehem - dili dikhayi padi aur unhi nazron se usne orkut se kaha - " Mr. Tripathi ! maine apni batting kar li hai . Ab baari hai aapke chase ki . "
Hamesha jab khud aise uljhe huwe baatein karte the toh theek par aaj jab koi doosra orkut ko orkut ke andaaz me kuch kehta hai toh orkut khud hi ulajh gaye - " Ji ! yeh toh mere liye wide ball thi . Main samjha nahi ! "
Kehte hai ki jab apni hi pant ki zip khuli hoti hai toh sabko pata chalta hai par khud ko bhanak tak nahi hoti . Wahi haal orkut ka bhi ho raha hai . Par uss aadmi ko kaisa sauda karna hai - " Main , as a trustee of this prestigious college EUE , aapko financial stability dunga aur aap , as the rightful principal of this leading college of the city Dehradun , mere son ko admission denge . " aur apni tafteshi samne rakhne ke baar usne orkut ke aage saude ka haath badhaaya .
Orkut apne college ki tarakki ke liye koi bhi sauda karne ko taiyyar hai . Haath aayi lakshmi ko naa kehna toh na-samjhi hogi - " Sir ! aapne toh meri muuh ki baat chheen li , bolo . Aaj se yeh IPL ki team aapki samjho aur aapka beta iss team ka captain . Promise . " Orkut bhi sauda kar chuke hai college ka aur uss aadmi ke badhaaye huwe haath se apna haath milaate hai . Haath me rolex ki ghadhi dekhke toh orkut ki aankhon me chamak aa gayi .
" I think i should leave now , Mr.Tripathi . " Woh aadmi uthta hai aur orkut se alvida leta hai . Par orkut ab - bhi ek cheej jaanna chahte hai - " Sir ! ek second sir . "
Isse pehle ki woh baahar jaata , orkut ne usse piche se roka - " Now what Mr.Tripathi ? "
Thoda sa haste huwe aur nazrein jhepke orkut - " Aapka naam bhool gaya main , sorry . Kya batayaa tha aapne , Mr ....? "
" Mr.Somdev Rathore , asli thakur hain hum . Doobara naam bhoolne ki galti na kijiyega ! " Itna kehke woh aadmi office se baahar chala gaya aur orkut ko sunna zaroori nahi samjha . Par orkut ko isse jyada kuch nahi chayiye .
Unke jaate hi sms phir se darwaaze pe aaker knock karte huwe puchta hai - " Hum andar aa jaaye principal sahab ? "
Orkut sms ko dekhke hasne lagte hai aur ishaare se usko andar bulaate hai .
Sms ab apne sawaal kar sakta hai kyuki woh aadmi toh gaya - " Kaun the yeh saahab ? "
Sms ke puchne se orkut ne uss anjaan aadmi ki history bataaye - " Arre ! koi aisa - waisa aadmi nahi hai yeh . Naam suna hai ? Mr.Somdev Rathore , bole toh asli thakur hai woh . Iss shaher me naye - naye hai aur aate hi apna business jamaa liya bolo . Arre ! itna fast toh shoib akhtar bowling bhi nahi karta hai jitne jaldi inhone deal pakki karli mere se . Kamaal ka rutba hai inka ! Dekha nahi tumne kitna paisa waala hai ? 500 ka note paaker khush hai na ? Amir logon ki yehi khasiyat hoti hai beta , jab gussa karenge toh bezzat kar dete hai par jab sahi mood me hote hai toh jeb bhar dete hai . Aaj se yeh humaare college ke naye trustee hai . Bahut chandaa diya hai hume . Ek aur baat , inka beta hai koi jo aaj se humaare college me hi padhega . Uska dhyaan rakhna hoga hum logon ko kyuki woh suna hai ki inse bhi jyada gusse waala hai . Thoda sambhal ke kaam karna aur agli baar jab sahab aaye toh darwaaza knock karke aana . "
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